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White Mams Can't Jump
It's time for the Marisa Miller Naked Basketball Lightning Round!
I'd like to slam dunk her! (ding!)
Shirts Vs. Skins? (ding!)
These pictures will make you dribble! (ding!)
Can you palm your balls? (ding!)
And so forth. So go forth. After the cut, boobies!
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Jennifer Aniston's Friends Salary Really Taught Her the Value of a Dollar
For today's installment of Ridiculous Shit Famous People Waste Money On, we turn to Jennifer Aniston's hair. Says The Daily Mail:
Amid a sea of beehives, bouffants and buns, it was a remarkably low-key affair.
In fact, Jennifer Anistonís red-carpet hairstyle looks like something most of us could attempt with a decent pair of straightening irons and [...]
Yes We CANS
Today is the day, people! The day we have been waiting for. The day when the skies will open up and rain hope and joy onto our great nation. We've lived through many dark years. Lean times. Hungry times. Times marked by strife. But through the strife, there was hope. A change was going to [...]
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Also tagged celebs in bikinis, magazines, Marisa Miller, nip slips
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R.I.P.: Bettie is Deaddie
Well, Christmas is ruined. Ruined for rollergirls, Suicide Girls, rockabillies, psychobillies, and punkabillies, for their patron saint, '50s pinup model Bettie Page, has departed this mortal coil at the age of 85. Part of Variety's obit:
Bettie Page, the 1950s secretary-turned-model whose controversial photographs in skimpy attire or none at all helped set the stage for [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Rip Off Them Spanx
ï Eva Longoria upskirts; shows off some sizzling shapewear from the Sears "Silver Fox" foundation garment collection. (Yeeeah!)
ï A plane carrying Winona Ryder was forced to make an emergency landing, presumably because she was all zorked out on goofballs. (Yeeeah!)
ï Homoeroticism on the Twilight set. Rawr! (Hollywire)
ï Despite her unending, ultra-desirable [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, Anne Hathaway, Brian Austin Green, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity catfights, celebrity gay rumors, Eva Longoria, Karolina Kurkova, Lindsay Lohan, Megan Fox, movies, politicians, Samantha Ronson, upskirt shots, Winona Ryder
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It's Back to the Ole Grindstone for Alessandra Ambrosio
Swimsuit model Alessandra Ambrosio had her first baby in August. And now, three months later, she is returning to work with a photoshoot involving highly skimpy swimwear. And we have to say: revolting. Look at how her body has been ruined by the childbearing process. The loose, hanging folds of flesh. The stretch marks. The [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Victoria's Secret: Pores Exist
ï Marisa Miller and other Victoria's Secret models at an underwear fitting. Look ma, no airbrushing. (The Blemish)
ï Angelina Jolie says she's "still just a punk kid with tattoos". She went on to say, "Seriously, I saw Youth of Today four times and I own the Infest Slave LP on colored vinyl." (Fatback)
ï [...]
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Also tagged Adriana Lima, advertisements, Amy Winehouse, Angelina Jolie, AnnaLynne McCord, Blake Fielder-Civil, Britney Spears, celebrity pregnancies, Denise Richards, drugs, Heidi Klum, jail, Jennifer Aniston, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Marisa Miller, underwear
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CNW Junk Drawer: Slip n' Slide
ï Marisa Miller works the runway wearing the latest in swimwear and silicone/polymer based body oil. (F-listed)
ï Ali Lohan auditions for the director of Bun Sisters 12. (Yeeeah!)
ï Rihanna is easy, breezy, beautiful, unCovered Girl. In a see-through shirt. That shows nipple ring. (The Blemish)
ï Madonna is one step away from [...]
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Also tagged Ali Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, celebrity pregnancies, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, Kristen Bell, Madonna, Marisa Miller, movies, Pete Wentz, plastic surgery rumors, Rihanna, see-through shots, underwear
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