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What’s So Super About These Models? Nudity.
Supermodels. They’re usually not the smartest people in the room. If you were out to lunch with a model, a failing fourth grader, and Britney Spears (Don’t judge; that’s our standing Thursday noon reservation at The Ivy), who would you let calculate the tip? So even though Mr. Skin declared last week Official Nude Victoria’s [...]
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Victoria’s Secret Models Fight for Accidental-Nudity Domination
We love supermodels. They’re so pretty. And they’re so good at following orders. When a photographer says, “Take your top off, love,” (because photographers are classy and, therefore, British) it’s very likely that she’s going to do it. Hell, if she’s Kate Moss she probably won’t even wait for the photographer to ask. But even [...]
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Also tagged boobs, celebrity nudity, Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr, nip slips
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CNW Junk Drawer: “He’s So F–ing Rude”
Kate Moss goes apeshit and throws a hissy fit at the GQ Awards. Because there’s nothing more sassy and sexy than an aging supermodel mom screaming and flinging nicotine-stained yellow spittle while stumbling around. Rawr! (Anything Hollywood)
Ellen Pompeo is busy cooking a baby in her womb. Meanwhile, Ellen Pompeo’s husband is busy porking a waitress. [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, booze, celebrity breakups, Ellen Pompeo, Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin, Kate Moss, Kim Cattrall, Matt Damon, Megan Fox, movies, Rose McGowan
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She Hit Me and It Felt Like a Puss
Hey, Naomi Campbell is doing better. All those anger management classes seem to be working. She’s no longer throwing hand-held communication devices at people’s heads. Now she’s throwing her stubbly chick chasm in people’s faces. You will not bear the imprint of a Blackberry on your forehead, but you may get a wicked case of [...]
London Fog Erases Gisele's Baby
You’re probably looking at these photos of Gisele Bundchen near-nude trying to sell rain coats and thinking, “How does she get such a fabulous body? Eating nothing but carrot sticks? Working out eight hours a day?” Nah. It’s Photoshop. WWD says:
London Fog is amping up its image for fall with an ad campaign featuring Gisele [...]
Holy Kerr-ap, She's Topless
The picture we just posted of Madonna’s chewy-looking appendages was so unbelievably alluring that we thought we needed to balance it out with something really ugly. After briefly contemplating posting a geoduck and and a dirty diaper, we went with Miranda Kerr nude. Puke, right? Man, what a bowser. Apparently, these shots were taken during [...]
Famous People Keep Reproducing
Do you subscribe to Modern Bride? Did you preorder your DVD copy of He's Just Not That Into You? Are you completely obsessed with babies and the gestation of them? Then this is a story for you. Hollywood baby boom! Bump alert! Baby joy! Blah blah! Yeah, there's not much to write about today, so [...]
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Also tagged Camila Alves, celebrity pregnancies, Gisele Bundchen, Matthew McConaughey, Tom Brady
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Nude Supermodels Show Their Nude Superbobbles
Some days we just don't feel like sifting through the immense pile of bullshit on the internet. Paris and Lindsay are jealous of Jon and Kate? (Their thoughts on the plus 8 have not been revealed.) Yeah, we really don't care. Some days it's just easier to look at pretty ladies. Especially when those pretty [...]
White Mams Can't Jump
It's time for the Marisa Miller Naked Basketball Lightning Round!
I'd like to slam dunk her! (ding!)
Shirts Vs. Skins? (ding!)
These pictures will make you dribble! (ding!)
Can you palm your balls? (ding!)
And so forth. So go forth. After the cut, boobies!
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