ï Anna Nicole sold the video of her C-section to Entertainment Tonight for $1 million. OK, so for those who like to keep count: she sold the last pictures of her with her son, she sold the pictures of her "commitment ceremony" to lawyer/barnacle Howard K. Stern, she sold the (incredibly bloody and brutal) video of her baby's birth. Next on the auction block: the baby.

ï Moby hopes that if and when he has children, they will turn out gay. Gay children everywhere are hoping that if and when they are sired, it won't be to Moby.

ï Ryan Phillippe says, in regards to rumors that he cheated on Reese Witherspoon, ìIím not a perfect person, but Iím not guilty of a lot of the things I have been accused of.î He's not guilty of a lot of those things. Just a bunch of them. A passel, if you will.

ï Lindsay Lohan has been rear-ended. Has she ever!

ï Sienna Miller gets revenge on Pittsburgh by showing her boobs. That'll learn 'em.

ï Jordan (sweet, sweet Jordan) says that husband Peter Andre's past as a schtupper of tramps makes her sick. Apparently, she feels fine about him being a present schtupper of one tramp.

ï Jessica Simpson makes with the cleavage; jazz hands.