Tag Archives: Mischa Barton
Russia Can't Get Enough of That Barton Borscht
Say what you will about Mischa Barton and her drain-circling career, but the girl is hot in Russia. First she starred in that movie about Russki lesbian pop stars t.A.t.U. and now her movie Assassination of a High School President has gotten its only public showing outside of film fests on Russian television. She is [...]
New Faces for Everyone!
There are certain groups of physicians, like the Children's Medical Aid Foundation, that go to third world countries and give kids with harelips free surgeries. It appears that the latest impoverished land they've descended upon is Hollywood, and they've given a brand new face to little Rupert Everett. Star mag reports:
Rupert Everettís dashing good looks [...]
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Hey, Mischa Barton, You're Too Fat. No Wait, Now You're Too Skinny.
Poor Mischa Barton. She just can't win. Slightly less greasy Jabba the Hutt or Jack Skellington in a dress? Which is she? Make up your minds, people! Now she's being told to pack on the pounds for her new TV show. Dishes IMDb:
Mischa Barton has reportedly been ordered to put on weight or face losing [...]
Oh, This Is a Swell Idea
Have you ever watched a Saturday evening syndicated double header of The O.C. and 7th Heaven and thought, "These television programs would do well in a mash-up. Only with less Jesus and more sluts"? Your wish is The CW's command. According to Entertainment Weekly:
Multiple sources confirm that singer-songwriter-sometime actress Ashlee Simpson has become the latest [...]
Mischa Barton Slips Nip, Kisses Girl. Ooh, She Bad!
We are bold, brave souls, so we're going to take the advice of Nike's marketers and just do it. And by "it" we mean put this here picture of Mischa Barton's nip slip (if you can even call it that) right on our front page. Oh yeah, we're rebels, you know it. You may look [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa
ï Mischa Barton, beach, bikini, weed, hipster halo. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Lisa Bonet named her newborn son Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa. It's the thing to say on a bright Hawaiian Christmas day. (Dlisted)
ï People's Choice Awards winners. Though you already know them because they're YOUR CHOICE. (CelebWarship)
ï 16-year-old Miley Cyrus wants a [...]
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Also tagged Anne Hathaway, awards shows, booze, celebrity breakups, celebs in bikinis, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, Samantha Ronson, tattoos
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Mischa Barton Suffers from Low Self Esteem, Places Self in League with Hills Hos
Our horndog compatriot Mr. Skin alerted us to the existence of Mischa Barton's official personal website when it launched last month. And Mischa has helpfully provided us with long, fulfilling seconds of entertainment since then. Hey, there's a blurry pic of Misch with MK Olsen! There's Misch in a wet suit! And would you believe [...]
Mr Skin's Top 20 Nude Scenes 2008! Comin' Atcha!
December brings Santa Claus, the Hanukkah Fairy, the Kwanzaa Gnome, and another mysterious man bringing gifts to your home. Only these gifts are not wrapped boxes of Wiis or Barbies or chocolate gelt. These gifts are boobs. The man is Mr. Skin, and instead of cramming himself down your chimney, he's offering his year-end holiday [...]
Mischa Barton Loves the Sweet Leaf
What time is it when Mischa Barton rolls up to a party? 4:20, of course. The oft-toking actress was snapped (pics via News of the World) rolling and enjoying a bone in a club over the weekend. It's odd that Misch would go the traditional route of using rolling papers for a joint–we definitely [...]
Mischa Barton Is the Original Party Animal
You'll recall that Mischa Barton was busted for weed earlier this year. So you'll be happy to see that she's eased off the pot a little. Now, instead of bud, she's doing Bud Light. One day at a time, Misch.