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CNW Junk Drawer: “I Still Love Her, But She’s Retarded”
Nicole Kidman. Touch her and she will not flinch. Cut her and she will not bleed. She is Terminator Barbie. Botox syringe sold separately. (D-listed)
Tila Tequila threatens suicide. On Twitter, so you know she means business. (Yeeeah!)
Guy Ritchie says Madonna is “retarded”. You forgot “dummy” and “dipstick” and “diarrhea breath”, Guy. (Us Weekly)
Mischa Barton fears [...]
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“Like, I’m with the deejay. I totally know the deejay.”
Yesterday we posted pics of Mischa Barton in her underdrawers. And she looked pretty good. Clean. Upright. Not drooling or vomiting on herself. All good things. But apparently she hasn’t carried these attributes over into her personal life just yet. Reports The New York Post:
Mischa Barton seemed to have trouble orienting herself at the G- [...]
Mischa Barton Doesn’t Have Her Pants On
Hey look, it’s Mischa Barton. Doesn’t she have a TV show starting soon? About pretty people or something? Oh, that’s on tonight? And it’s called The Beautiful Life: TBL? (Which, by the way, TBL? We say WTF?) And you can catch it tonight on your local CW affiliate at 9/8C? Wow, then it’s so fortunate [...]
Misch-Elle, My Belle
Here we have embattled Celebrity News Wire favorite Mischa Barton and costar Elle MacPherson on the set of their new CW show, The Beautiful Life. The Beautiful Life is a show about top fashion models living glamorous lifestyles due to their haunting, unearthly beauty. But we’re sure you already gathered that from these pictures.
Enjoy true [...]
Mischa Barton Is a Great Actress—At Least Comparatively
When you think of Mischa Barton a few things probably come to mind. Drugs. Hideous ’80s redux clothes. Pendulous ball sacs. And, obviously, extremely well-crafted acting skills. OK, maybe that last one’s a stretch, but according to sources on Mischa’s new show, The Beautiful Life, she’s a regular Laurence Olivier compared to Elle Macpherson. According [...]
Mischa Barton’s All Better
Embattled blonde brunette Mischa Barton was released from the psychiatric unit last week, and claims she’s doing “much better”. How much better? This much better, says Page Six:
Saturday night, Barton was spotted “having a disastrous dinner” with a group of girls at Sant Ambroeus in the West Village. “She was upset and talking frantically into [...]
Mischa Barton Is Still in the Bin
Last Wednesday, shiny-haired, sloe-eyed Mischa Barton was taken away on a 5150 hold after taking too many goofballs at her Los Angeles home. The law states that she could be held against her will for up to 72 hours, but here we are, Monday, and she's not going anywhere. A "friend" sang like a stoolie [...]
Mischa Barton's Brain Is on Hold
Last week we posted a little video of the lovely and tal–the lovely Mischa Barton giving a spacey-ass goofball interview. This gal was acting nutty as a fruitcake, and that nuttiness may have gotten the better of her, because Access Hollywood is claiming that the night before last, cops were called to her home and [...]
Mischa Barton, WTF?
We’re not saying Mischa Barton has a problem with illicit substances. We’re sure there’s a perfectly good explanation for this odd, uncomfortable interview featuring the O.C. star seemingly blitzed out of her gourd. For example, the twitching might be from a bad case of chiggers. The sleepy, unfocused eyes might be due to early-onset glaucoma. [...]
Mischa Barton Bathroom Buddy Blow Blast Barred
Aw, poor Mischa Barton. We're not generally in the business of feeling sorry for celebrities, but she's just so sad. There she was, the star of a huge hit television show, banger of Stretch Armstrong balls, on top of the world, getting naked in a freaking Richard Attenborough movie. And now here she is, looking [...]