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Pretty Ladies in Their Skivvies
You might wonder why we’re bothering to yammer on about supermodels in their underwear when we’ve got actual naked supermodels to talk about, but you know what? Fuck it. We like the annual Victoria’s Secret fashion show and we don’t care who knows it. Heidi Klum’s usually there, and she’s pretty and funny and we [...]
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Also tagged Alessandra Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes, Heidi Klum, Marisa Miller, underwear, Victoria's Secret
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I Don’t Think You’re Ready for This Pirelli: 2010 Naked Lady/Tire Calendar
Michelin uses a jolly character seemingly constructed of coiled feces, and Goodyear has a big fat blimp. Tire advertising sucks except for Pirelli, whose entire sales model is based on elitism and naked supermodels. Which makes perfect sense, because when we think of rubber spheres bolted to your vehicle, we think of snobbery and the [...]
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Also tagged celebrity nudity, Daisy Lowe, Georgina Stoljiljkovic, Marloes Horst, models, Pirelli, Rosie Huntington-Whitely
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What’s So Super About These Models? Nudity.
Supermodels. They’re usually not the smartest people in the room. If you were out to lunch with a model, a failing fourth grader, and Britney Spears (Don’t judge; that’s our standing Thursday noon reservation at The Ivy), who would you let calculate the tip? So even though Mr. Skin declared last week Official Nude Victoria’s [...]
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Also tagged celebrity nudity, magazines, models, Naomi Campbell
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Victoria’s Secret Models Fight for Accidental-Nudity Domination
We love supermodels. They’re so pretty. And they’re so good at following orders. When a photographer says, “Take your top off, love,” (because photographers are classy and, therefore, British) it’s very likely that she’s going to do it. Hell, if she’s Kate Moss she probably won’t even wait for the photographer to ask. But even [...]
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Also tagged boobs, celebrity nudity, Marisa Miller, models, nip slips
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CNW Junk Drawer: Minka Jeter. Minka Jeter. Minka Jeter.
Derek Jeter makes 500 trillion dollars a year and now he’s going to marry Minka Kelly. And you guys don’t want Socialism? (Yeeeah!)
Jennifer Aniston nips out for Elle. Fashionably sharp, old girl. (CityRag)
Even Anderson Cooper can’t hide the vitriol when it comes to indulging Heidi Montag’s poppycockery. (Gone Hollywood)
Gerard Butler slapped a dog. And he [...]
Holy Kerr-ap, She's Topless
The picture we just posted of Madonna’s chewy-looking appendages was so unbelievably alluring that we thought we needed to balance it out with something really ugly. After briefly contemplating posting a geoduck and and a dirty diaper, we went with Miranda Kerr nude. Puke, right? Man, what a bowser. Apparently, these shots were taken during [...]
Nude Supermodels Show Their Nude Superbobbles
Some days we just don't feel like sifting through the immense pile of bullshit on the internet. Paris and Lindsay are jealous of Jon and Kate? (Their thoughts on the plus 8 have not been revealed.) Yeah, we really don't care. Some days it's just easier to look at pretty ladies. Especially when those pretty [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Lisa, Kelly, or Jessie?
ï Mr. Skin takes to the streets of Chicago to find out which Saved by the Bell babe is the most wanted in the Windy City. (Mr. Skin)
ï Samantha Ronson blows a load all over Lindsay Lohan. Load, kiss, same thing. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï If Tom Cruise had a comic book. (Holy [...]
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Miranda Kerr Topless. Orlando Bloom Bottomless.
We at CelebNewsWire have made no bones (that's a clever play on words, just wait and see) about the fact that we don't believe Orlando Bloom has genitals. Like a wood sprite or that gnome that scared the Argentinians, he has no need for carnal pleasures when he can make merry in a meadow or [...]
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Also tagged celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, Orlando Bloom
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