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Minnie Driver and the Curious Case of the Sandy Dildo
We do not know the story behind this photo. It just magically appeared on the internet today, like a quarter from the tooth fairy. We have no context, we only know that Minnie Driver is at the beach, wielding a dildo. We'll just assume that since she's never publicly disclosed the name of the father [...]
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Minnie Likes the Rock; Hates Pee
And the headline of the year (yeah, we know, it's only January) goes to FemaleFirst and Minnie Driver for this gem: "Minnie Loves Pop Star Lifestyle Except the Urine". We can feel Minnie's pain, though. We used to love the commercial real estate world, except for all the feces.
You Can't Beat Diane Lane!
Sure, finding out you've been dumped by hearing your boyfriend tell Oprah and all of America that he's single can really suck. But Minnie Driver has finally found some luck in the love department–by not marrying ex-fiancÈ Josh Brolin. As it turns out, he's a wifebeater . . . the Diane Lane-punching variety, not the [...]