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Milla Jovovich’s Nerples in Purple
Milla Jovovich is cool. You’d expect that someone who gave a heart-wrenching performance in the modern cinematic classic Return to the Blue Lagoon would be totally stuck up, but no. She’s willing to lose her laundry for anyone with a camera and she does so with a smile. Here she is in Purple magazine, a [...]
The Fifth Element Is . . . Marriage
Third time’s a charm for doorknob-nippled Milla Jovovich. The supermodel/actress was previously married to some dude when she was 16, then Luc Besson, and now she’s married Paul W.S. Anderson, her Resident Evil director. The wedding looks to be a low-key, earth mama, hippie type affair. US Magazine reports:
Milla Jovovich wed Paul Anderson at their [...]
Milla Jovovich Stilla Hot in Maxim
Sexy alien fighting Ukranian badass Milla Jovovich is in a new movie. We couldn’t tell you what it’s called. Or what it’s about. Or even if it has aliens or vampires or robots or other such things that she’s usually in movies with. So what can we tell you? That she’s promoting it by going [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Hold on Tight, Spidermonkey, Here Comes Another Text
Robert Pattinson is as creepy as his fictional blood-lusting counterpart; sends Kristen Stewart 400 texts a month. (Celebitchy)
Ashley Olsen in her underwear. Hey, don’t look at us. You were the one with the Olsen Twins Countdown to Legality calendar on your computer for years, nerd. (Cityrag)
Getting down to the wire here! Mr Skin’s Top 100 [...]
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Famous Ladies Had Penises in Their Vaginas; Babies Ensued
Anyone who is not a female above age thirty can just stop reading this right now, because we're about to delve into the world of babies. It's going to be babies, babies, babies around the CNW parts until every last one of you wants to scrape out your lady innards with a rusty hanger. We [...]
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Paul W.S. Anderson's Fetus Takes Up Evil Residence in Milla Jovovich's Womb
CNW would like to wish the warmest, mazellest of tovs to Milla Jovovich, who has just announced her first pregnancy via fiancÈ Paul Anderson. That's so cool, Boogie Nights was a great movie. Oh, not that Paul Anderson? OK, well, it's still cool, because editing great TV fare like The Larry Sanders Show and The [...]
The Fifth Element is Love Curious Genitalia
A stunningly beautiful Eastern European actress, who was formerly a supermodel. A hasty, sloppy exit from a car; a silken ruffled skirt bunching about the hips and thighs. Normally this all adds up to a revealing, with much fanfare, of the dusky, cotton-covered triangle that lurks 'neath a lady's lower vestments–what we in the biz [...]