Tag Archives: Miley Cyrus
CNW Junk Drawer: Nothing Tastes as Good as Visible Vertebrae Feel
Naked Hayden Panettiere pretends to fellate a gun, then gets a face full of liquid. Just like your mom every Wednesday haaaaaay! (The Blemish)
Miley Cyrus’s tour bus entourage involved in crash. One person (not Miley) was killed. Hey that’s not funny. (PopEater)
But you know what IS funny? 16-year-old Miley dressing up like a hooker for [...]
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Also tagged Dakota Fanning, Hayden Panettiere, James Van Der Beek, Kate Moss, Kristen Stewart, movies, Oprah Winfrey, television
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Now With Extra Poppability
We understand that it’s often hard to get children to eat healthy foods, and companies and parents often go to extremes to get them to do so. Like the purple ketchup craze of 2002. But perhaps Disney Garden should have run the idea of Hannah Montana Cherries past a few more people, including maybe Miley [...]
Miley Cyrus Is Very Age Appropriate
Yesterday we were contemplating the horrid life that must befall the children of Juggalos and Juggalettes. As we scrolled through Derek Erdman’s horrifying photos from last weekend’s Gathering of the Juggalos, all we could think of were the unwilling participants. Faygo in the baby bottles, meth mixed in with the strained peas, all the rashes [...]
Miley + Jesus = Tru Luv 4-Eva
We were a little bummed when pert tweenbot Miley Cyrus ended her completely legitimate relationship with curiously well-groomed underwear model Justin Gaston. Who will be there to brush away Miley's tears when she cries? Who will laugh with her when she's jolly? Who will share invaluable tips about deep conditioning for highlights? As it turns [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Pamela Anderson-Lee-Rock-Salomon-Padgett
ï So they're saying Pamela Anderson is set to wed again. This time to scuba diver Jamie Padgett. Eighteenth time's a charm! (Yeeeah!)
ï Jamie Foxx wants Miley Cyrus to do heroin, smoke crack, make a sex tape, and get chlamydia from a bicycle seat. Uh, it was a tractor and my doctor said [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity deaths, celebrity nudity, Celebrity Sex Tapes, jail, Jamie Foxx, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson, Phil Spector, upskirt shots
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CNW Junk Drawer: Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes Dash of Her Board
ï Diamond Dash is neither the game that came preloaded on your cell phone nor the new baby of mogul Damon Dash. It's what Paris Hilton just paid $280,000 to have installed in her pink Bentley. It's the economy, sluthead! (The Blemish)
ï Holly Madison will be replacing an injured Jewel on Dancing [...]
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Also tagged Ashlee Simpson, books, Brian Austin Green, celebrity hookups, celebrity offspring, Holly Madison, James Franco, Jewel, Kanye West, Megan Fox, Paris Hilton, television
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Jiggle Jiggle
Miley Cyrus: Maybe if I jog in a low-cut shirt and a bikini top, Justin will notice me.
Justin Gaston: Maybe if I jog with my shirt off, I can pick up cute guys.
Miley Cyrus: Maybe if I make a hand motion like I'm cupping male testicles, Justin will notice me.
Justin Gaston: It kind of looks [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Golden R-earring
ï Pam Anderson straps on the golden thong and jiggles it. Just a little bit. (IDLYITW)
ï Zahara and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt are cooler than you, and they can't even read. (Pop on the Pop)
ï Slumdog Millionaire star Freida Pinto has a secret husband. She's keeping him on the DL because he's so very [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, boobs, celebrity catfights, celebrity offspring, Chace Crawford, Freida Pinto, Gisele Bundchen, Jennifer Aniston, Justin Gaston, Liev Schreiber, Lindsay Lohan, nip slips, Pamela Anderson, see-through shots, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
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Reparations from Miley
OK, Miley Cyrus is a mega-dummy for making the squinty face in that recent photo, but she's sixteen years old, an age when one is more concerned with deciphering the hidden meaning of Kelly Clarkson lyrics than racial sensitivity. But try telling that to Lucie Kim, some Los Angeles lady who was so devastated by [...]
She's Just Bein' Miley
What do Miley Cyrus and Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's have in common? Aside from short stature and a winning smile? Lots! Making the rounds of the internet is the picture you see at left, depicting Miley, her much older and nellier boyfriend Justin Gaston, and others pulling at the sides of their eyes [...]
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