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CNW Junk Drawer: Sabrina Gives You a Sa-bonah

Sabrina the Teenage HOT DAMN girl looks nice in a bikini. (Daily Stab)
Hilary Duff’s sister Haylie Duff got a new mug. (Yeeeah!)
Chris Brown pulls an Elephant Man and says “I’m not a monster”. Cool, but you’re still A ASSHOLE! (Anything Hollywood)
Michael Lohan got arrested. Again. He’s a nurturing caregiver and a wonderful [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Bustin' Makes Her Feel Good

ï Fergie goes jogging while wearing her Ghostbusters costume.
ï Mike Tyson joins the Lohan at Wonderland rehab facility. Now we just need Charles Nelson Reilly to check in and we've got ourselves The Surreal Life 7!
ï Sienna, Factory Girl shooting is over. You're not Edie Sedgwick anymore. Take off the leotard and [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: A False Paris Walks Among Us

ï Christina Aguilera reaches out one manicured hand and gleefully sounds the death gong on Britney's career.
ï Choo-choo! All aboard the Breakup Train 2k5! Keira Knightley and her arm candy split, and Sadie Frost cut her pet boy loose after she was awarded $10.5 million clams in her Jude Law divorce settlement. See [...]

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Jenna Jameson and the Fourteen-Inch Pork Sword

Everyone knows that the porn industry prefers a big fat dong to a pretty face. The industryís biggest male star, Ron Jeremy, looks like our crazy uncle who lives out of his van, eats nothing but Hostess fruit pies, and still thinks itís 1972. Not exactly what your average girl would call Prince Charming. But [...]

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