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		<title>Guy&#039;s Lap Enjoys Hilary&#039;s Duff</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 17:59:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Hilary Duff]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine Clarissa explaining it all from atop a dude&#x27;s ding dong. Picture Mayim Bialik as Malloy, inserting that trumpet into her womanly chasm with a saucy wink. Entertain the thought of Moose from You Can&#x27;t Do That on Television freaking Barth behind the counter of his burger joint. If these visions are difficult and/or painful [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/hilary_duff_squats.jpg"><img alt="hilary_duff_squats.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/hilary_duff_squats-thumb.jpg" width="134" height="200" /></a>Imagine Clarissa explaining it all from atop a dude&#x27;s ding dong. Picture Mayim Bialik as Malloy, inserting that trumpet into her womanly chasm with a saucy wink. Entertain the thought of Moose from <em>You Can&#x27;t Do That on Television</em> freaking Barth behind the counter of his burger joint. If these visions are difficult and/or painful for you, perhaps you&#x27;d do well to imagine drunk Hilary Duff grinding on some puck-shuffler&#x27;s boner. Because that actually happened! According to <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article432789.ece" target="_blank">The Sun</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>The pretty actress &#8211; who shot to fame in kids&#x27; TV show <em>Lizzie Maguire</em> &#8211; treated her ice hockey star boyfriend Mike Comrie to the saucy performance at exclusive New York hot spot Tenjune.</p>
<p>A partygoer said: &quot;Hilary was having a wild night, drinking Veuve Clicquot straight out of the bottle. She looked nothing like the sweet little Lizzie Maguire she once was as she treated Mike to a series of raunchy lap dances. The place was packed but Hilary didn&#x27;t mind.&quot;</p></blockquote>
<p>One&#x27;s first reaction might be of slight shock that the very wee Hilary Duff has turned to underage drinking accompanied by squashing her can on a guy&#x27;s groin. But keep in mind that when Lindsay was Hilary&#x27;s age, she was on a first name basis with several Colombian drug lords, and when Britney was 20, she had, like, five children and was in the throes of a miserable snack cake problem. So honestly, a little champagne and a lap dance seems almost sweet in comparison. Awwwww. Drunky lapdance. How positively droll!<br />
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<p>The Duff, not quite in the buff (yet)! at MrSkin.com.</p>
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