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CNW Junk Drawer: An Emmy's Just Like a Razzie, Right?
ï Lindsay Lohan has pulled a Heigl and withdrawn her name from the Emmy race. To which the Emmy panel said, "OK. Sounds good. Who's Lindsay Lohan?" (Celebitchy)
ï Mickey Rourke takes his new face out to ogle some gay stripper's grape-smugglers. (Yeeeah!)
ï Keanu Reeves is seeing China Chow. You're also seeing China [...]
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Celebrity Suicidal Ideation Is the New Ugg Boot
We thought we were pretty good at predicting the next big thing. Back when Elaine was pitching the urban sombrero we were saying, "No, no, it'll be the urban poncho." But the latest celebrity trend just completely surpassed us. What are the hip kids doing these days? Why, admitting that they contemplated suicide, of course! [...]