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Mickey Rourke Beats up a Fence
Ah, Mickey Rourke. Sure, he might slightly resemble an evil sea monster from a children’s book, but he seems like a nice dude. If he took a shine to you, he’d probably buy you a whiskey and tell you all about how hot it was to fake fuck Kim Basinger. Or maybe, if you’re a [...]
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Bai Ling Not Getting Dorked by Rourke
There was always one dude in your elementary school who was considered an untouchable object of scorn. When you played MASH, you'd insert his name in the list of hot guys like Scott Baio and Antonio Sabato Jr. to throw it off, and you'd wipe your hand on your buddy and say they were infected [...]
Mickey Rourke = Humpty Dumpty
Mickey Rourke is a talented dude, to be sure, but when it comes to choosing someone to make his face he's a real buffoon. Although Rourke has long claimed that he's not had any plastic surgery, he now admits that he may have had a little tuck and pull due to boxing injuries, but admits [...]
Evan Rachel Wood Still Thinks Mickey Rourke Is Gross
We've been down this road before. Some overzealous gossiper assumed that Evan Rachel Wood was screwing her 52-year-old The Wrestler costar Mickey Rourke because, of course, who wouldn't be able to resist his Play-Doh Fun Factory features, penchant for shiny jackets, and wispy pre-teen facial hair? And then, as now, ER denied the claims. She [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: It's Like Trying to Catch a Falling Star
ï J. Lo may sign on to star in The Heights. Which is a Broadway play, and unfortunately not the 1990s FOX series featuring the hit song "How Do You Talk to an Angel?". (Fatback)
ï He always fills his ballroom. The event is never small. The social pages say Ricky Gervais has got [...]
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The Wrestler Meets the Flasher
Sure, it's easy to find a suitable rich and famous Hollywood mate if you're Brad Pitt, but what if your face has a little more . . . character to it? What if your bad boy from the wrong side of the tracks rugged masculine semi-good looks have long since fled and left in their [...]
Evan Rachel Wood Says "No, Ew" to Mickey Rourke
The blood isn't even dry on the cutters' razorblades of fans mourning the untimely breakup of Gothbert Gothbert and Holita, and already the media is trying to pair off newly single Evan Rachel Wood with another. Another meaning Mickey Rourke, her costar in the upcoming movie The Wrestler. Evan, however, would like us to know [...]
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Mickey Rourke: What a Cut-Up
Charlize Theron got ugly for Monster and got an Oscar. Nicole Kidman wore a fake nose for The Hours and got an Oscar. Jared Leto got real fat for Chapter 27 and got gout. Mickey Rourke is now following suit with some extreme acting in order to land him an award (or possibly a buildup [...]