Even though Jerry agreed to annul her marriage to the rock star nine years ago, the former supermodel, 51, still is hot for 64-year-old Mick, pals say.

And when the couple -who have four children together – both showed up at a party at Londonís Nobu restaurant in early February, 6-foot-tall Jerry flashed her famously long legs to reveal sheíd ìgone commando!î

ìJerry was wearing a black below-the-knee dress and black stockings,î said an insider. When she flashed Mick, at first he was shocked, but then he laughed it off.î

And then the Nobu waiters indignantly shouted, "Hey! We're the ones who serve up raw fish around here!" Wocka wocka!

The Rolling Stones would like their fans to know that they did not, and would not, ever disallow a thick plot of bush entry to their hotel room. We thought as much, but we're happy to hear that the rock dinosaurs still kick it '70s style.

We could have sworn Mick Jagger had a long history of sharing his hotel rooms with a wide variety of willing bush. Huh.

Mick! Mick! Mick! At MaleStars.com.

ï Most women look all glowy and happy and shiny and fresh when they're all knocked up. Gwyneth Paltrow? Ehhhhh, not so much.

ï Thar she blows! A hump like a snowhill! It's Britney, breaching and proving that yes, the Murphy's Mart Five and Dime off Cub Run Highway in central Kentucky does, in fact, have a swimwear line!

ï An Olsen twin with her right teat hanging out? HOW RUDE!

ï PETA urges our vice president to shoot Eva Longoria in the face. Yes, you read that correctly.

ï We're kind of grossing ourselves out over the fact that we think Avril Lavigne is suddenly utterly alluring.

ï Betty White. Naked. Eh, she's no Rue McClanahan.

ï Carmen Electra and Victoria Silvstedt fake make out, legions of dudes in fake tans and Gotti boy hairdos cream.

ï Not satisfied with adopting needy children from across the Earth, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt branch out and adopt a beautiful new baby from the planet Owens-Corning and debut their new child in all her rosy, fluffy glory in Paris. Congrats to the new parents!

ï Dear Russell Crowe: PLEASE PUNCH US. WE NEED THE CASH.

ï Scar-Jo and Josh Hartnett (Jo-Ho?) move in together! Eh, it's destined to fail. "Scarlett Hartnett" just sounds so douchey.

ï Fleck's million-pound pits.

ï Annie Hall is porking Ted "Theodore" Logan.

ï Ohhhh, when Keef says Mick has a laughably tiny weenis, that's supposed to be a compliment. We see, we see.

ï Does a rapper sire twelve billion babies and have two wives? Mos Def!