Tag Archives: Mick Jagger
Jumpin' Jack Gash
Sexy Lady Monday continues! Former supermodel/Jagger concubine Jerry Hall may have left her posin'-for-Roxy-Music-album-covers, doin'-blow-at-Studio-54 days long behind her, but when it comes to tempting exes with her Texas tuna trench, it's like 1979 all over again. She allegedly flashed snatch in Mick Jagger's direction at a party, claims the National Enquirer (via Celebitchy):
Even though [...]
Headline of the Day, Part Deux
Update on a story from a few days ago:
The Rolling Stones would like their fans to know that they did not, and would not, ever disallow a thick plot of bush entry to their hotel room. We thought as much, but we're happy to hear that the rock dinosaurs still kick it '70s style.
Headline of the Day
We could have sworn Mick Jagger had a long history of sharing his hotel rooms with a wide variety of willing bush. Huh.
CNW Junk Drawer: Stay Golden, Betty
ï A surprise appearance by Mick Jagger causes a near-riot at his illegitimate son's grade school. Right, like Brazilian 6-year-olds know who the fuck Mick Jagger is.
ï Most women look all glowy and happy and shiny and fresh when they're all knocked up. Gwyneth Paltrow? Ehhhhh, not so much.
ï Thar she blows! [...]
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CNW Junk Drawa: Hookups and Hairdos
ï Natalie Portman: Last of the Mohicans.
ï Dear Russell Crowe: PLEASE PUNCH US. WE NEED THE CASH.
ï Scar-Jo and Josh Hartnett (Jo-Ho?) move in together! Eh, it's destined to fail. "Scarlett Hartnett" just sounds so douchey.
ï Fleck's million-pound pits.
ï Annie Hall is porking Ted "Theodore" Logan.
ï Ohhhh, when Keef [...]
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Also tagged advertisements, Ben Affleck, celebrity hookups, Diane Keaton, Josh Hartnett, Keanu Reeves, Keith Richards, Mos Def, Natalie Portman, Russell Crowe, Scarlett Johansson
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Mick's Dick: The Little Red Rooster's Only Chicken Feed
Teeny weiners are the new black. And Mick is the new Jude.