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Michelle Williams Nude: See Her Dawson's Peaks!

Agent E. — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:42:04 +0000

We feel like Michelle Williams has been in a society-imposed state of mourning since Heath Ledger's death. As far as media coverage goes, she is to tragic early death what Jennifer Aniston is to a young trollop stealing your man: the sad, sad victim deserving of your pity. But enough already. Michelle needs to live, people. She needs to raise her daughter, fulfill her life's dreams, create long-lasting art, and, most of all, show off her boobies. Because after all, isn't that what living really means? And hot holy hell, does Michelle show off her boobies in Incendiary. She'll ignite a fire . . . in your pants . . . that you'll have to put out with your hand. Or something. Whatever. Just look at the tits. After the cut.

See more pics of Michelle Williams nude in Incendiary at Nudogrophy, but be warned, Ewan McGregor is involved, and dude doesn't like clothes. He's like the Shannon Tweed of male movie nudity.

Michelle Williams Takes a Bite of Drew Barrymore's Leftovers

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:25:56 +0000

Ugh. Be prepared for gossip rag onslaught of stories about how "Michelle learns to love after the pain". Seven months after the death of her former fiance Heath Ledger, Michelle Williams is making tentative steps back into the dating world by quietly seeing director Spike Jonze. Sez The Daily Mail:

American magazine Star reports Williams was seen kissing Jonze outside his Lower East Side Manhattan apartment on July 2nd. An onlooker told the publication: 'Michelle kissed Spike with a closed mouth on the corner of his lips. There was definitely a bit of caressing going on. She was clutching his arm. The body language was very romantic.'

Williams first met Jonze in 2006 when she auditioned for his film adaptation of the Maurice Sendak children's book Where The Wild Things Are. She was offered a part, but later withdrew from the film. Actress Chloe Sevigny, who also auditioned for the movie, said last year: 'I auditioned for Spike Jonze on Where The Wild Things Are, but Michelle Williams got the part. She's much prettier than me.'

Why don't you make some jam out of those grapes, Chloe? And at any rate, that sighting of Michelle and Spike doesn't seem as "romantic" as they're making it out. We kiss our grandpa on the corner of his mouth and clutch his arm when we take him out for Yankee pot roast and Sanka at Perkins on Sundays. Wait, where are we going with this? Chloe Sevigny is marketing a line of fruity spreads and Michelle Williams is fucking your grandpa? Sure, let's go with it.

Photo via Getty Images.

Michelle smiles through the pain. And you will too when you see her naked at MrSkin.com.

CNW Junk Drawer: Weird and Scary

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 17:13:02 +0000

ï Ashley Olsen thinks paparazzi are "weird and scary". Also, paparazzi thinks Ashley Olsen is "weird and scary". (Female First)

ï Kate Beckinsale does Anna Karina for Mean magazine. Eat your tits out, Lohan-as-Marilyn! (Popbytes)

ï Kate Moss models. She doesn't model clothes, though, since it seems she's not wearing any. (Egotastic!)

ï Mischa Barton's recent DUI charges haven't affected the buoyant spirits of her side boob much. (Taxi Driver)

ï Star Jones is set to divorce husband Al Reynolds, because she "felt Al had spent their marriage riding her success while she did all the heavy lifting". Either that, or Al spent their marriage riding hot, oiled-up dudes who look like they do a lot of heavy lifting. (I Don't Like You In That Way)

ï Some yahoo called 911 on Heather Locklear and told them she was going to kill herself. Denise Richards, you prankster. (CelebWarship)

ï Heath Ledger never updated his will to include Michelle Williams or baby Matilda. (Celebridiot)

ï Button, button, who's got the button? Patricia Heaton sure doesn't. WTF? (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Jenna Jameson dresses up as Bettie Page for PETA. "I'd rather get donkey-punched after ATM than wear fur!" makes for a pleasant catchphrase. (The Blemish)

ï Janet Jackson has been hospitalized with the flu. Much more plausible than "Exhaustion", to be sure. (I'm Not Obsessed)

ï Rebecca Romijn's lettuce heads. They're ripe, they're healthy, they're shilling for mall-slut store Bebe! (Popoholic)

Brokeup Mountain

Agent E. — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:40:23 +0000

Our favorite bundles of love and sunshine have reportedly broken up. Reports MSNBC:

The three-year romance between ìBrokeback Mountainî stars Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams is officially over, according to Us Weekly.

A source close to the couple confirmed the split to the magazine. ìThe relationship had been rocky recently. They tried very hard to make it work but finally decided to separate. They just grew apart.î

The source also told Us Weekly that despite the amicable parting, one thing would always bond them. ìThey have a beautiful daughter and they are both committed to being great parents.î

Their daughter, Matilda, was born in 2005, just a year after the couple met on the ìBrokebackî set.

They must have felt guilty for monopolizing all that joy and happiness and confining it in one relationship. Seriously, when two people seem to be so god damn miserable all the time, they should stick together instead of polluting the dating pool with their dourness. It's the same with extreme stupidity. You wouldn't want the Beckhams to unleash their brainpower on unsuspecting, possibly mildly intelligent singles, would you?

Michelle spreads joy through nudity at MrSkin.com.

Your Childhood Toys, All Grown Up

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 17:50:46 +0000

Aw, look. Herself the Elf and My Pet Monster got married.

Teeny tiny itty bitty Michelle Williams is naked at MrSkin.com.

And Heath Ledger is trimmer and less furry at MaleStars.com.

CNW Junk Drawer: Cleavage, Cleavage, Cleavage

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Wed, 24 May 2006 17:22:48 +0000

ï Nicole Richie and DJ AM have officially broken up. Apparently, he's disgusted by Nicole's extreme weight loss method of not eating, while he lost over a hundred pounds the old fashioned way: by having a team of doctors reduce his stomach to the size of a butterbean, then saw off all his excess skin with scalpels.

ï Ryan Seacrest pulls a Heather Chandler.

ï Naomi Campbell "keeps new man quiet". By beating his larynx clean out of his throat with a Sidekick.

ï Beginning our special cleavage (un)coverage from Cannes: Halle Berry's berries!

ï Up next: Elizabeth Hurley, trotting out her old girls!

ï And finally, Alyssa Milano's Micelli mams! A stupendous showing! Props to all!

ï Michelle Rodriguez is heading back to jail. Must be a dream come true for her.

ï Michelle Williams's dad was jailed for tax evasion. Maybe he and Lindsay Lohan's father can break out the jug and harmonica and form a prison band.

ï Penn Jillette and wife name newborn son Zolten, because they want him to grow up to tell fortunes.

ï Geri "Ginger Spice" Halliwell names her newborn daughter Bluebell Madonna, because she wants her to be a magical pet rabbit that strips.

Michelle Williams: Unholy, Goat-Slaying, Baby-Eating Heathen

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 02 Mar 2006 17:59:51 +0000

Sure, the lovely and talented Michelle Williams looks innocent enough, with her beatific, wide-mouthed smile, her angelic blonde locks, the newborn babe cradled in her ivory arms. But that chaste exterior conceals the demon within: a rack-baring, gay-movie-starring-in, out-of-wedlock-baby-having ogre.

In an interview with the San Diego Union Tribune, Michelle's mother Carla says that her daughter is a "sweet" "princess" with "heart" and "a kind soul". But Jim Hopson, the headmaster of Michelle's god-loving/god-fearing elementary and middle school, Santa Fe Christian, has a different song to sing. It's a song of Cerberus and a lake of fire and Michelle's flesh burning in agony for all eternity! When asked about his famous former pupil, Hopson said,

"We don't want to have anything to do with her in relation to that movie. Michelle doesn't represent the values of this institution. We would not approve of her movies and TV shows (including the teen drama ìDawson's Creekî). We'd not like to be tied to 'Brokeback Mountain.' I hope we offered her something in life. But she made the kinds of choices of which we wouldn't approve. 'Brokeback Mountain' basically promotes a lifestyle we don't promote. It's not the word of God.î

Yeah, we don't get it. We've read the Bible cover to cover and, swear to God, there was no mention of any sort of condemnation of the lifestyle depicted in Brokeback Mountain. It doesn't make sense. What does God have against ranch hands who guard sheep? Or eat beans from a can? Or ride horses? Or drink whiskey from . . . oh, that's it. The whiskey. She was in a movie with booze. Shit.

Michelle is naked in the eyes of the Lord at MrSkin.com.

CNW Junk Drawer: RARE OOP JORDAN BOOBS BREASTS JUGS EMO L@@K!

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 02 Feb 2006 17:29:55 +0000

Katie Holmes: putting the “tard” in “unitard”.
Penelope Cruz dons the itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow bikini, sans polka dots.
Reese was like “OMG I totes slept through the Oscar noms cuz I sooo don’t care, whateverrrrr, tee hee hee” and then Heath and Michelle were all “Oh like us too, that illegitimate baby of ours can be a real shit so we were catching some Z’s and like we got nominated and didn’t even know it cuz we are sooo coooool LOL” and then we were like, “shut up, asswipes.”
Elle MacPherson toasts her tater tots in the sun. Again. Plus bonus Kylie Minogue shots (maybe old, but those breasts look perfectly healthy and cancer-free to us).
Love is blind. Really, really, really blind: Zach Braff and Mandy Moore to wed.
Crazy, cardboard-colored, bewigged Jordan is going to update her tits, trading her 32FFs for a more “pert” pair, and selling the old ones on eBay (natch). “I’ve had them eight years now,” she says of her old pair. That’s like 48 in fake tit years.
Lisa Loeb ponies up a little bra to match the thong. Either she’s really desperate for attention or she just likes to show off her underoos. Either way, you have an erection.

Michelle Williams Displays Her Tail Feathers in The Hawk Is Dying

Agent E. — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 17:59:33 +0000

We figured that after Dawson's Creek ended most of the show's principles would go the way of the cast of Degrassi Junior High and we'd wonder what ever happened to them in twenty years. But gawky Katie Holmes managed to land herself the role of a lifetime as Tom Cruise Wifebot #3, and bad girl Michelle Williams is doing her best to keep up.

She found her own movie-star boyfriend and was even nominated for a Golden Globe. And you know how she did that? Nudity, my friends. She had previously only disrobed in little-seen features (If These Walls Could Talk 2 and Me Without You); but when she showed her hills in Brokeback Mountain, the whole farm stopped by for a look. And her newest project, The Hawk Is Dying, which screened at Sundance, holds more of Michelle's assets–namely, her ass. Paul Giamatti gets to see her bare behind in a pair of scenes–that pretty much makes up for last year's Oscar snub in our mind. Let's just hope that Michelle doesn't go the way of Katie and her missing Thank You for Smoking sex scene now that she has a money-making man and adorably named tot.

Check out those movies Michelle was in that you didn't see at MrSkin.com.

Save Your $9.50: Barerack Mountains

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Mon, 23 Jan 2006 17:59:48 +0000

There are four reasons to see Brokeback Mountain and they ain't gorgeous cinematography, a compelling storyline, delightful acting and a spare yet moving score. No, gentle reader, we speak of the four collective naked breasts of Anne Hathaway and Michelle Williams, and if you want to see them right the hell now, you will click on the little arrow thingie right here that says "More".

We advocate going to Egotastic! and watching their crisp, clear, lovingly-rendered stills and pics of Anne Hathaway's and Michelle Williams's nude scenes. Why? Because if you haven't seen the movie by now, you're pretty much not going to anyway, and even if you were, you shouldn't, because, like, how much more money needs to go into the stars' and filmmakers' pockets? Like, we understand that Heath Ledger has to buy diapers and binkies and woobies and stuff, but like Jake Gyllenhaal needs your cash? What's he gonna buy with it, another A for his name?

Anne Hathaway sure likes to get naked. More at MrSkin.com.

Michelle, too!