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Michelle Williams Nude: See Her Dawson's Peaks!
We feel like Michelle Williams has been in a society-imposed state of mourning since Heath Ledger's death. As far as media coverage goes, she is to tragic early death what Jennifer Aniston is to a young trollop stealing your man: the sad, sad victim deserving of your pity. But enough already. Michelle needs to live, [...]
Michelle Williams Takes a Bite of Drew Barrymore's Leftovers
Ugh. Be prepared for gossip rag onslaught of stories about how "Michelle learns to love after the pain". Seven months after the death of her former fiance Heath Ledger, Michelle Williams is making tentative steps back into the dating world by quietly seeing director Spike Jonze. Sez The Daily Mail:
American magazine Star reports Williams was [...]
Brokeup Mountain
Our favorite bundles of love and sunshine have reportedly broken up. Reports MSNBC:
The three-year romance between ìBrokeback Mountainî stars Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams is officially over, according to Us Weekly.
A source close to the couple confirmed the split to the magazine. ìThe relationship had been rocky recently. They tried very hard to make it [...]
Your Childhood Toys, All Grown Up
Aw, look. Herself the Elf and My Pet Monster got married.
CNW Junk Drawer: Cleavage, Cleavage, Cleavage
ï Nicole Richie and DJ AM have officially broken up. Apparently, he's disgusted by Nicole's extreme weight loss method of not eating, while he lost over a hundred pounds the old fashioned way: by having a team of doctors reduce his stomach to the size of a butterbean, then saw off all his excess [...]
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Michelle Williams: Unholy, Goat-Slaying, Baby-Eating Heathen
Sure, the lovely and talented Michelle Williams looks innocent enough, with her beatific, wide-mouthed smile, her angelic blonde locks, the newborn babe cradled in her ivory arms. But that chaste exterior conceals the demon within: a rack-baring, gay-movie-starring-in, out-of-wedlock-baby-having ogre.
CNW Junk Drawer: RARE OOP JORDAN BOOBS BREASTS JUGS EMO L@@K!
Katie Holmes: putting the “tard” in “unitard”.
Penelope Cruz dons the itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow bikini, sans polka dots.
Reese was like “OMG I totes slept through the Oscar noms cuz I sooo don’t care, whateverrrrr, tee hee hee” and then Heath and Michelle were all “Oh like us too, that illegitimate baby of ours can [...]
Michelle Williams Displays Her Tail Feathers in The Hawk Is Dying
We figured that after Dawson's Creek ended most of the show's principles would go the way of the cast of Degrassi Junior High and we'd wonder what ever happened to them in twenty years. But gawky Katie Holmes managed to land herself the role of a lifetime as Tom Cruise Wifebot #3, and bad girl [...]
Save Your $9.50: Barerack Mountains
There are four reasons to see Brokeback Mountain and they ain't gorgeous cinematography, a compelling storyline, delightful acting and a spare yet moving score. No, gentle reader, we speak of the four collective naked breasts of Anne Hathaway and Michelle Williams, and if you want to see them right the hell now, you will click [...]