Tag Archives: Michelle Trachtenberg
Fight Over Wentz: Ashlee Simpson Is the Chump Victor
Generally a woman who has birthed a baby in the past year sticks to certain conventions. Wearing loose clothing to conceal the still-lingering baby weight. Carrying an overstuffed diaper bag filled with baby wipes and little baggies of Cheerios. Drinking shitloads of caffeine to ward off crushing exhaustion. But not Ashlee Simpson. Nope, when she [...]
CelebNewsWire's Day in Pictures
We're having one of those days where we try to focus on something, but then we get distracted. Just a few minutes ago we were trying to finish our morning rails, when mid-line we looked out the window and saw a furry little bunny hopping through the grass. Our head darted up, we cooed, "Oooh, [...]
Lindsay Lohan Picks Fight with Less Famous Starlet, Feels Like Tough Guy
Lindsay Lohan must be losing faith in her level of celebrity and her ability to pick A-list feuds, as her latest is with former Buffy star Michelle Trachtenberg, who's biggest claim to fame in recent years has been playing Brian Boitano to Kim Cattrall's Linda Leaver in Ice Princess. According to MSNBC:
The ìMean Girlsî star [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "The Good Loving You Give Me Every Day"
ï Angelina and Brad are reportedly adopting an Indian baby as we speak. Because African babies are soooo early-to-mid October 2k6.
ï Please, for the love of all that is good and holy in this mortal world, will someone, anyone, shoot a tranq dart into Naomi Campbell's neck?
ï Rush Limbaugh accuses Parkinson's sufferer [...]
Michelle Trachtenberg . . . in the Buff(y)
First, Mischa Barton unleashed her O.Cans onto an unsuspecting but ultimately grateful audience in a movie called The OH in Ohio. And now, wee Michelle Trachtenberg has, with much fanfare, lain bare her buttocks in a movie called Beautiful Ohio. Proving once and for all that Ohio is indeed the sexiest state in the union.
CNW Junk Drawer: Happy Buhthdayyy, Mistah Hefnahh
ï Maggie Gyllenhaal's been impregnated by, and is now engaged to, Peter Sarsgaard. Congrats, Gaardhaal.
ï We told you about Sienna Miller supposedly being snapped doing some career-threateningly embarrassing cavorting at a VF party. Here are the pics. BFD.
ï Kristanna Loken: if you're Loken for an upskirt shot, you've found one.
ï Jennifer Love [...]