Tag Archives: Michelle Rodriguez
CNW Junk Drawer: Cleavage, Cleavage, Cleavage
ï Nicole Richie and DJ AM have officially broken up. Apparently, he's disgusted by Nicole's extreme weight loss method of not eating, while he lost over a hundred pounds the old fashioned way: by having a team of doctors reduce his stomach to the size of a butterbean, then saw off all his excess [...]
Prison Ain't Nothin' But a Party for Rodriguez
She may have gotten killed off on Lost, but weep not for Michelle Rodriguez. She allegedly had an "amazing experience" in jail. The same sort of "amazing experience" thousands of fresh-faced teenage girls enjoy during the second semester of their freshman year at Simmons, to be sure.
CNW Junk Drawer: Giant Jugs and Jail Time
ï The highly downloadable Cindy Margolis will be posing for Playboy. She's the spokeswoman for the National Infertility Association. God, that makes us feel horny.
ï Paris Hilton:
If You're Loken for Lesbos, You Found One
You know what men seem to like? Lesbians. You know what else men like? Pretty lesbians. So when a pretty lady turns out to be a pretty lesbian, we're more than happy to write one of these thingies right here that you're reading and tell you all about the pretty pretty pretty famous lesbian lady, [...]
Naked Ladies, Naked Ladies, Naked Ladies
Grab onto our trembling paws and take a quantum leap to another dimension; a dimension where famous maidens cavort in bikinis or in nothing. A land where Eva Longoria's cheeks wink slyly out of bikini bottoms and Michelle Rodriguez's boobs live together in perfect harmony with Demi Moore's pubic fur.