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M-Rod Mocks Man's Rod
Actress/drunk driver/fucker of dogs/dainty blossom Michelle Rodriguez hasn't been heard from in quite a while. We've missed her tantrums, her jail visits, her implied chewing of poontang. But joyous day, she's back and she's berating Chippendales. According to Faded Youth:
Michelle Rodriguez stars in the latest Fast & Furious flick but she was drunk and messy [...]
M-Rod Threatens Gal Pal with Rod
You know what they say: hell hath no fury like a woman with a dildo in her hand scorned. Rumored lady-licker Michelle Rodriguez. According to Rush and Malloy, the Girlfight star got into a girlfight last weekend at the Mayfair Hotel in Florida:
"I woke up Sunday morning to the sounds of two [...]
Michelle Rodriguez on Banging Bitches
It has long been rumored that Lost/Bloodrayne star Michelle Rodriguez enjoys snacking on the loins of the fairer sex. Pretty much everyone assumes that she's a lesbian, but she's never officially come out, and don't expect her to do so anytime soon. In an interview with Latina magazine, Michelle opened her mouth and blasted us [...]
Michelle Rodriguez "Punished" with All-Girl Lockup
We've finally figured out the logic of celebrity jail sentences in L.A.–the length of your sentence is in direct correlation to your rug-munching experience. Nicole Richie probably made out with a chick to appease her dealer back in her shooting up days, but nothing more: 82 minutes in the clink. Paris Hilton has dabbled in [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Ambien And Candie's
ï Scarlett Johansson dons septum piercing, (fake?) tattoo; dresses like Hot Lips Houlihan. (CityRag)
ï Hunkosaurus Rex John Stamos blames his recent slurry interview on Ambien. Right now, David Hasselhoff and Paula Abdul are cursing themselves for not thinking of that one first. (Glitterati Gossip)
ï Crack-addicted, clammy, rotten-toothed, smack-shooting, overgrown fetus cheats on [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: "Never Killed a Pot Head"
ï Stallone steroid scandal. Stallone steroid scandal. Stallone steroid scandal. Say it five times fast.
ï Tyra Banks recreates her iconic swimsuit issue cover shot. Too bad her face looks like she's dropping a log in her bikini bottoms.
ï Gretchen Carlson finally lends credibility to FOX News with a liberal view of her [...]
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Kristanna Loken and Michelle Rodriguez May Be RodrigLEZ
You guys know about Shark Week, right? It's the week of nonstop Discovery Channel programming all about the vicious, sharp-toothed, slippery killers lurking under the sea. Children and frat boys alike look forward to Shark Week like it was Christmas. Here at CNW it seems that we are unwittingly experiencing our own version of Shark [...]
Today in Celebrity Same-Sex Pairings
The explanation is as simple as it is innocent: John Travolta leans in to helpfully and selflessly suck out the thetans his intergalactic man-friend contracted after being dispatched to planet Earth on a top secret Scientological specimen-gathering mission.
Michelle Rodriguez, inspired by her gal-pal's novelty T-shirt, is about to heed its advice, take the lady home, [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: No Bra? Ono!
ï Heidi Klum impregnated by Seal; expecting another flipper baby.
ï Posh Spice to become godmother to Ginger Spice's baby daughter, Bluebell Spice. That's nice. When Bluebell needs advice on bulimia, tanning beds, and how to be a good trophy wife, she'll have a wealth of information at her fingertips.
ï Yet MORE Toni [...]
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