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Pfeiffer Pfanny Pfaux Pfas

By Inspector S. (CNW Admin) | Published June 18, 2009

The difference in American vs. British slang is often fodder for hilarity. An American could order chips and wind up dunking fries into their ranch dip. A Brit would mention a car boot, and the American would call the cops to put a shitty yellow tire lock on it. Or, if you're Michelle Pfeiffer, you [...]

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Michelle Pfeiffer Pfancies her Pfunbags

By Agent E. | Published March 16, 2007

We were sitting here this morning with one dominant thought in our head: "How can we get Michelle Pfeiffer to notice us? Should we send her flowers or candy or a Chia Pet shaped like John Travolta? No. What if we approached her on the street and told her how fabulous her tits are? That [...]

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