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CNW Junk Drawer: They Tried to Make Me Go to Silicone Rehab
Amy Winehouse has traded needles in the arm for needles in the boobs and lips. (The Blemish)
Rachel Bilson sports Gwyneth Paltrow-style greaseball legs in Flaunt. (Yeeeah!)
James Gandolfini assaulted a paparazzo. Sadly, he later found out that the photog was not, in fact, carrying any nachos on him so it was all for naught. (Anything Hollywood)
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Lindsay Lohan Is Right. You Heard Us.
Yesterday, Radar released some voicemails from Lindsay Lohan to her mesh shirt-favoring father figure, Michael Lohan. We didn’t post them because they made us real sad in our souls but today Lindsay’s addressing them so fuck it, here they are. A transcript:
“No one cares about me. They don’t, by the way. It’s about how they [...]
Dear Lindsay, I’m in a Magazine! Love, Daddy
How is it that Michael Lohan continues to shock us? We know he’s the creepiest creep who ever creeped among creepazoids, yet every time he takes his creepiness a step further we’re all, “WTF, Mike?” Today’s creepy goings-on involve Michael writing a personal letter to Lindsay—and publishing it in In Touch. According to Contact Music:
His [...]
Michael Lohan Is a Really Great Dad
You’ve got to hand it to Michael Lohan; it takes another-level type douchebag to make Dina Lohan look like the sensible parent. But even though Dina is the next incarnation of Jaid Barrymore, she can always count on Michael threatening to kidnap their kids to make her look good less abhorrent. According to The San [...]
Blame It on the Benzos
Let’s check in on Life as Delusion starring Michael Lohan, shall we? When we last left our publicity-hungry leading man, he was calling Lindsay-schtupper Sam Ronson the reincarnation of Hitler or something. Now he’s blaming his offspring’s troubles on goofballs. And we’re not talking Jim J. Bullock. Dear old dad said:
I’m going to get her [...]