Tag Archives: Michael Jackson
Remember the Time
Good day to you. Today is July 8, 2009, and Michael Jackson is still dead, as you probably gathered from the huge creepy memorial that was broadcast yesterday. For some unknown reason, we ended up watching the entire thing, start to finish, and even live Tweeted it. If, 10 years ago, you had come to [...]
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Michael Jackson Memorial Hoe-Down
Good day. It is July 7, 2009, and Michael Jackson is still dead. In fact, cuz is going to be memorialized today. And you can watch it live on TMZ! Because a century ago, when the greatest minds of the time were inventing things to propel us into the space age, this is what they [...]
Michael Jackson Really Liked Drugs. And Banging Lisa Marie.
Good morning. It's Thursday, July 2, and Michael Jackson is still dead. Here is the MJ poop scoop for today.
ï TMZ is saying that MJ often used the aliases "Jack London" and "Omar Arnold" to get prescriptions. Futhermore:
The DEA, which is joining to assist the LAPD in its investigation of several doctors who prescribed [...]
Well, This Is a Mess
Hey, everybody, it's Wednesday, July 1 and Michael Jackson is still dead. Here's the crap for today.
ï TMZ is saying that the piglets seized a crazy dangerous and hard-to-get drug from MJ's home that will most likely turn out to be the cause of his death.
We're told the drug Propofol was discovered at [...]
I, Michael Jackson, Being of Sound Mind and Reconstructed Polymer Body
One thing has been really bothering us about Michael Jackson's death. And that's the thought of how Dove Lady from his kid-diddling trial is holding up. Is she self-flagellating? Is she on a hunger strike? Has she crawled inside a cage to weep and coo sadly? While we ponder her fate, here's the latest on [...]
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Also tagged celebrity deaths, celebrity offspring, drugs, Liza Minnelli
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Michael Jackson Death: The Latest and Greatest
It's Monday, and Michael Jackson is still deceased. He did not rise from the dead like Lazarus or like, perhaps, like a beautiful noseless white phoenix from flame. Dude's still gone, and shit is getting weirder. Here's a brief wrap-up of the main points:
ï On her MySpace blog, MJ's ex-wife Lisa Marie Presley wrote:
Our [...]
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Madonna Is Wicked Crazy Bummed
As the news of Michael Jackson's death reaches around the globe, we're seeing an outpouring of emotion. From celebrities. Via Twitter and stuff. Tila Tequila tweeted:
"Been layin in bed all night blasting MJ music and watching videos. This is truly an epic and historical moment"
Sir Paul McCartney said:
"He was a massively talented boy man with [...]
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MJ OD? RIP.
He fought to stay alive, but his body started to shiver. No mere mortal can resist the evil of the . . . Demerol?
A lot of the shock of the sudden death of Michael Jackson has faded a little, and we've started to let the light in. At any rate, we've started to chuckle a [...]
Michael Jackson Dead at 50
WORST UPDATE: Michael Jackson has died, says TMZ. Hopefully he's dancing around the pearly gates with Farrah. RIP, man.
Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his Holmby Hills home and paramedics were unable to revive him. We're told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back.
A source [...]
Michael Jackson's Skin: Better Than a Night Light
There is not a single thing we could hear about Michael Jackson that we would not believe. Seriously. Not one single thing. Well, wait, maybe one. If we were to hear that Michael Jackson was a well-adjusted, completely normal adult who kept an immaculate check book and took joy in boring adult things like cleaning [...]
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