Tag Archives: Michael Douglas
Michael Douglas's Daughter Is Too Sexy for This Song
The children of celebrities reach maturity faster than you and me. All that access to money, fast cars, fake IDs and such and such makes for a real Less Than Zero adolescence. So it comes as no surprise that butt-chinned actor Michael Douglas would be worried that his first grader daughter with wife Catherine Zeta-Jones, [...]
"Pee-pee on Daddy's Back!"
Being the offspring of Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones has got to be rough. First Daddy looks like the psychotic version of David Crosby, but without the mellowing effects of weed. Then there's the inevitable blow-up when you misstate Mommy's age to one of your playground friends. "Do you think Mommy's some kind of monster? [...]
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Ba-Sick Instinct
Happy "Scary Pictures of People Who Were in Basic Instinct" Day, everybody!
Celebrate by taking an icepick and cramming it clean through your eyeballs! Phew, that's better.
Catherine Zeta-Jones Gets Stabby
Lots of women are jealous types, and if they catch another broad making eyes at their man, they'll unleash a torrent of cussing, biting, scratching, hairpulling, pudding wrestling, and possibly foxy boxing. But Catherine Zeta-Jones's jealousy and insanity are at levels previously uncharted by humans, and she says if she catches any ho looking at [...]
Facelift Attraction
Michael Douglas is 60. In Hollywood, this doesn't normally matter–that's about the age when its male stars film a string of romantic comedies opposite your Amanda Peets or your Heather Grahams. But Mike is married to notorious shrieking harridan Catherine Zeta-Jones, who is probably just now realizing that although those Douglas dollars are still fun [...]
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