ï Matthew McConaughey sprung from the loins of another legendary cocksman, it seems. All right all right all riiiiiight. (Yeeeah!)

ï Focus on Madonna's crotch and achieve inner peace. (Cityrag)

ï Naked Kate Moss minus puss moss. (Mr. Skin)

ï Tara Reid is designing her own clothing line. Comes pre-scented with tequila shots and with grass stained knees! (Daily Stab)

ï Christina Ricci's nipples are so terribly sharp, they could slash tires. Or cut butternut squash. Or cut through this can. (IDLYITW)

ï As a child, Mia Tyler ate what normal 8-year-olds eat. Chicken nuggets, pizza, Fruit Wrinkles, Little Debbies, and marijuana seeds. (Celebridiot)

ï Julia Roberts in a bikini. Where's that gigantic boob melanoma? (Drunken Stepfather)

ï One snort at a time: Mackenzie Phillips got arrested for drugs. Where's Schneider when you need him. (Hollywood Grind)

ï Axl Rose wants young Kelly Osbourne to be his serpentine. He wanna hear her scream. (CelebWarship)