ï Even when you take away her hand-held communication devices and remove her from the vicinity of assistants, Naomi Campbell will come out swinging and hissing and–yes–spitting. (Yeeeah!)

ï Brandon Davis, alias "Greasy Bear", aka "Fat Elvis", is no longer anti-Firecrotch. He's decided he hates black people and gays way more. (TMZ)

ï Angelina Jolie at a nubile sixteen! Before the blood, the Brad, the Billy Bob, the babies there was . . . really unflattering 1990s bathing suits with curious sheer cut-outs? (Egotastic)

ï Mena Suvari's crapper is delectable in a thong. Do we mean "butt" or "toilet"? Click here to find out the shocking answer! (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Anne Hathaway's boyfriend was arrested for bouncing a $250,000 check. Aw, that could happen to anyone. Oh, wait, we though that said "$2.50 check". (Celeb Warship)

ï Who wears assless shorts? Gisele Bundchen wears assless shorts. (I Don't Like You In That Way)

ï I got fingered by Megan Fox (and it felt like a kiss). (Hollywood Tuna)

ï Lucky Kristen Bell gets to pose on the cover of Cosmopolitan next to the blurb "When Your Boobs Act Weird". (Daily Stab)

ï Jerry Seinfeld flipped his car. He's OK though, so we can all have a hearty guffaw or whatever. (Holy Taco)

ï Cameron Diaz is looking very Amazonian in GQ. (Bitten and Bound)

ï Tom Cruise takes Suri to the playground. Not to play, though. To have a series discussion about SPs and OC Clears. (A Socialite's Life)

(0:05) Mena Suvariís breasts are seen as she rides a guy in a bookstore.

(0:51) Sienna Miller gives us some quick breast shots while sheís in bed with Peter Sarsgaard.

(1:03) Breasts and buns from Sienna Miller during sex with Jon Foster.

With a title like The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, we just kind of assumed that it would be about a young girl's quest to uncover the fries that lurk beneath the slaw on a Primanti Bros. sandwich. As it turns out, it's actually the harrowing tale of Mena and Sienna's quest to uncover their T & A.

Mena's mammages! She's naked at MrSkin.com.

So's Sienna!

Quite the opposite of Cate is Jennifer Jason Leigh, who, with eighteen nude movie appearances under her belt, is usually a sure thing for flesh on film. And her boobs show up for number nineteen, Margot at the Wedding. She stars opposite Nicole Kidman, who's also a nudity vet. Nic turns up for a masturbation scene in which her bush may possibly–if you lighten the film and freeze frame and use binoculars and 3-D glasses and X-ray vision and a protractor–be slightly visible. If you're a completist that work may well be worth it, but for the rest of us a repeat viewing of Billy Bathgate will suffice. Although we are quite curious to know if she dies her pubes the same hideous straw color as her hair.

It's about time for a '90s revival to replace the neon legwarmers and ironic Journey t-shirts so popular with the kids, so we'll start with a return to Mena Suvari nudes. She hasn't shown nip since American Beauty, so we're happy to see her return to her youthful ways in Stuck–and she added some A to her T. Now if only Thora Birch would follow Mena's career-resurrecting lead.

And now for the best movie title you will ever hear: Young People Fucking. So direct. So honest. So real. And get this: It actually shows young people fucking. OK, OK, pretending to fuck. And those young people include Wedding Crashers star Diora Baird, who offers up nipples; Popular star Carly Pope throwing in some boobs; Punch hardbody Sonja Bennett giving some boobs and butt; and newcomer Natalie Lisinska showing breasts. Fucking awesome!

Also screened in Toronto were Disengagement, starring Juliette Binoche's full-frontal nudity; two films featuring our old friends, Asia Argento's breasts, The Last Mistress and The Mother of Tears–The Last Mistress even throws in some ass and fur so we don't get bored; and Ang Lee's ode to hardcore sex, Lust, Caution, which has already received an NC-17 rating, thanks in part to Wei Tang's three B's. Ang Lee: Exploring the taboos of sex since Jake and Heath climbed that mountain.

It's as if Mena realized that it was Bikini January and wanted to join in, but felt intimidated by the big names (Alba, Knightley, Lohan) she'd be up against, so she just eschewed the top half and hoped for the best. Well, she's got 3 movies in the can and we're posting about her, so mission accomplished.

There are more of Mena's Boobaris at MrSkin.com.

Surprisingly we're going to have to go with Mena on this one.


Mena looks much more fetching–and much more naked–at MrSkin.com.

"(We met) at an event, at Battle of the Year. He didn't know anything about me. Nothing. He didn't know who I was or anything."

Kudos to Mena for finding the one man in America who has seen neither the American Pie trilogy nor her charming crapping scene in Spun. Mena and Murda have been seeing each other exclusively for six months and apparently knew they were meant for one another when, along with their pals Turbo and Ozone, they saved local youth center Miracles from the evil clutches of greedy real estate developer Mr. Douglas through the power of love, friendship, and brutal headspins.

Mena's American Beauties are at MrSkin.com.

The latest victim of the curse is Mena Suvari, who just announced that she is calling it quits with her husband of five years, Robert Brinkmann, who has been the cinematographer on such box-office gold as Encino Man and Serving Sara. The couple met on the set of the film Sugar and Spice, and they married in March of 2000. Suvari is citing the ever-popular ìirreconciliable differencesî as the reason for the split, but wethinks things are secretly even uglierórumor has it that she has requested that the court not award spousal support to Brinkmann. The American Pie curse strikes again! Either that, or maybe young wealthy starlets shouldnít marry deadweight behind-the-scenes schlubs who are twenty years older. Seriously, either one, whatever.

Mena Suvari. Naked. At MrSkin.com.