Tag Archives: Mena Suvari
CNW Junk Drawer: Party! Pizza Party!
We just wanted an excuse to post this Madonna picture. Thank you.
Dennis Hopper is in the hospital. Decades of drug abuse, and it’s a case of the sniffles that brings him down? (Daily Stab)
A gallery of Mariah Carey’s nipples. Better than the Guggenheim. (Cityrag)
Spencer Pratt considers cutting off his nuts. Please? (Allie Is Wired)
Serena Williams. [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Eatin' Kids, Beatin' Pigs
ï Bite-sized Heroes star Hayden Panettiere volunteered at World Children's Day, where she proceeded to devour all the babies under age two and pick her teeth with their discarded, semi-gnawed rib bones. (The Blemish)
ï Even when you take away her hand-held communication devices and remove her from the vicinity of assistants, Naomi Campbell [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, Anne Hathaway, Brandon Davis, Cameron Diaz, celebrity arrests, celebs in bikinis, Gisele Bundchen, Hayden Panettiere, Jerry Seinfeld, Megan Fox, Naomi Campbell, Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise
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Toronto International Film Festival 2007 Features Young People Fucking
For a couple of years now, we've been hounding the powers that be at the Toronto International Film Festival to add a subtitle to their festival's name. We've sent letters, personalized cupcakes, talking parrots, whatever we could think of. But to no avail. They will not even consider changing the name to the Toronto International [...]
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Also tagged Asia Argento, Cate Blanchett, celebrity nudity, Diora Baird, film festivals, Juliette Binoche, movies, Nicole Kidman
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American Booby
We spent the greater part of the '90s tweaked out and candyflipping while wearing JNCOs and sucking on a pacifier, so our memory may not serve us correctly, but millions and millions of people saw American Beauty. Therefore we can assume that millions and millions of people have already seen Mena Suvari's breasts. However, after [...]
Who Will Cause More Nightmares Tonight, Kimberly Stewart or Mena Suvari?
Surprisingly we're going to have to go with Mena on this one.
Breakdancer Pops, Locks Way into Mena Suvari's Heart
Do not cry for Mena Suvari. She may have had a rough year, what with her divorce from cinematographer Robert Brinkmann and the bombing of her big-budget dog biscuit Rumor Has It and all, but things are looking up for this tenacious little pixie. Love has a funny way of finding you when and where [...]
American Beauty Now Just a Single Red Rose
Screw Diffírent Strokes. You wanna hear about a production with truly cursed cast members, look no further than American Pie.