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CelebNewsWire’s Top 10 Fakest Celebrity Lips!

By Inspector S. (CNW Admin) | Published August 25, 2009

Last week, Lindsay Lohan celebrated getting a job by getting a lipful of glop that made her look like she had a couple of Oscar Meyer wieners stapled to her face. We’re not quite sure why Hollywood types think that a droopy, gloopy mouth is alluring, but by God, we’re going to point and laugh [...]

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She’s in the Army Rehab Now

By Agent E. | Published August 25, 2009

There are many, many things we don’t understand about celebrities. But we do understand that according to the basic definition of the word they are human. They live, they breathe, they eat (sometimes), they shit, and some of them are troubled. Troubled by their love of Johnnie Walker or a crack pipe. We’re not sure [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Pink Pee

By Inspector S. (CNW Admin) | Published August 4, 2006

ï As a half-Jew, Rob Schneider refuses to ever work with Mel Gibson. Braveheart 2 just got 54% less zany!
ï Ever seen pink pee before? No? Ever seen Pink pee before? Also no? Well, here ya go.
ï Carmen Electra and Shannon Elizabeth are pals. If C-list hangs with D-list, does that elevate [...]

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