Tag Archives: Melanie Brown
CNW Junk Drawer: Burp Rags
ï Rachel McAdams pulls a BeyoncÈ; might just be 63. (IMDb/WENN)
ï Janice Dickinson's high contrast upskirt gristle mitt. Believe it. (Taxi Driver)
ï Scary Spice spent several hundred dollars on rags to belch upon. Stars, just like us, etc. (MSNBC)
ï Pam Anderson in a bikini, careening willy-nilly towards Mamie Van Doren territory. [...]
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Also tagged books, Britney Spears, celebs in bikinis, Eva Longoria, Janice Dickinson, Oprah Winfrey, Pamela Anderson, Rachel McAdams, upskirt shots
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CNW Junk Drawer: Wiggin' Out
ï "Pink bra. Pink push-up bra. Uhhh . . . acid wash. Skirt that's . . . acid wash with ball-point pen. Uhhh . . . wig. Bad wig. Bad, brown wig. Ratty brown–" "Things Britney Spears wears!" Ding ding ding! You just won $25,000 Pyramid! (Egotastic!)
ï Penny Kravitz? (Female First)
ï [...]
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Also tagged Ashlee Simpson, Britney Spears, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity arrests, celebrity hookups, drugs, Jessica Simpson, Johnny Depp, Kate Moss, Paris Hilton, Penelope Cruz, see-through shots, upskirt shots, Vanessa Paradis
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CNW Junk Drawer: Powderpants
ï Kate Bosworth takes off her bikini just long enough to slip a bit of nip. (Egotastic!)
ï John Voight finds his daughter "fascinating" and "attractive". And "stunning". If Papa Joe Simpson ever gets out of the daughter managing/ogling game, he might have a worthy replacement. (GlossLip)
ï Sienna Miller slips both nip and [...]
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Also tagged advertisements, Angelina Jolie, Busta Rhymes, Carmen Electra, celebrity arrests, celebrity nudity, drugs, Eddie Murphy, Eva Mendes, Jon Voight, Kate Bosworth, Kate Moss, magazines, Sienna Miller, underwear, upskirt shots, Vanessa Minnillo
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CNW Junk Drawer: Jonathan Rhyshab Meyers
ï They try to make me wear a tee-shirt, I said, no, no, no. (Egotastic!)
ï They tried to make Jonathan go to Rhyshab, he said, no, no, n–well, okay. (Female First)
ï John Krasinski from The Office and RenÈe Zellweger? OK, that sounds fine, carry on. (I'm Not Obsessed)
ï Scarlett Johansson's handsome [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, celebrity hookups, celebrity offspring, celebs in rehab, Hilary Duff, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Biel, John Krasinski, Johnathan Rhys Meyers, Morgan Fairchild, music, Nicky Hilton, RenÈe Zellweger, Scarlett Johansson, see-through shots, Suri Cruise, television, underwear
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Fortuna Smiles on Scary Spice
At long last, the fruit of Melanie Brown's scary, spicy womb has a name. Her brand new baby girl will be called . . . Fortuna Daphne Bay Brown! Aheh . . . aheheheheh . . . heh. Ahem. Uh. Yeah. Seeing how her older daughter is named Phoenix Chi, which sounds like a type [...]
Mel B Gives Birth to Spice Girl
Mazel tov! Scary Spice has given birth! Her spokesperson says:
"The baby is completely healthy with a good head of hair. Mother and baby are now resting. No name has been decided on as yet, and she is purely known as Baby Brown."
No word yet from the babe's alleged father, Eddie Murphy, who has denied paternity [...]
Mel B Welcomes New Baby with Champagne and Strippers
You might think it's odd that Mel B's baby shower is filled with champagne and male strippers, but she's just trying to get the poor kid used to its life early on. Dad's nowhere to be found, Mom's depressed over the cut of the Norbit millions she missed out on and resorts to swilling Arbor [...]
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Scary Spice Impregnated, Then Scorned
The craziest fiery-tempered cuckoo with whom one could choose to have a baby is Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes–she of the obsessed tattoo-getting and mansion-torching. Since she has departed this mortal coil, God rest her tiny soul, Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown makes for a fine runner-up. And Eddie Murphy is most likely about to learn that [...]
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"You Shouldn't Jump To Conclusions, Sir."
What's a girl to do when the presumed father of the bump in her belly is traipsing around town with another woman and decrying the genius of DNA testing? Slather her face in rocky road ice cream, pop The Way We Were into the DVD player, and cry until it's time to give birth? Not [...]
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Also tagged celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebrity pregnancies, Eddie Murphy, Tracey Edmonds
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Spice up Your Womb
Scary Spice is pregnant with Eddie Murphy's (eighth!) child. We think we've figured out The Spice Girls' evil plan: to take the pop world by storm in fifteen to twenty years with Spice Kids. It'll be just like The Osmond Boys, only with five scary stage moms instead of just Marie. Look for offspring from [...]
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