Is Lindsay Lohan the next star to headline a Las Vegas act?

Possibly. The actress has approached the director of Peepshow, a new Las Vegas revue, about joining the act in several months, PEOPLE has learned.

"I think she would be great in the show," Peepshow's director Jerry Mitchell told PEOPLE. "I would need to meet with her and dance a bit as I would with anyone who would love to be a part of Peepshow."

Lohan was in Las Vegas Saturday taking in the performance that stars former Dancing with the Stars contestants Melanie Brown and Kelly Monaco. If Lohan were to join the show, she would take over for Monaco in several months in a role that requires Monaco to strip down to almost nothing ñ something that won't change if Lohan starred.

"When the character strips she does it because she has learned to be strong by the other character/dancers in the show, and by watching them take charge with their considerable assets," Mitchell said. "I am sure I could do the same for Miss Lohan."

He added, "The show is a perfect match for Lindsay and her beauty as well as her acting talents."

Sure, this might seem like a good idea: Lindsay Lohan naked! On stage! Possibly right in front of me! But think about it: This is not the Lindsay Lohan of Mean Girls. This isn't even the Lindsay Lohan of New York magazine. At this point, seeing Lindsay Lohan naked would be like seeing Shannon Tweed nakedónice, but not exactly the pinnacle of celebrity nudity. Plus, leftover Sam Ronson stench probably isn't much better than leftover Gene Simmons stench.

The settlement will see Murphy shell out £35,000 ($US51,000)A MONTH until daughter Iris Angel turns 18 ó a total of around £7 ($US10)MILLION.

We can also reveal that Eddie has finally agreed to see his 20-month-old child.

Spice Girl Mel B and the Hollywood actor have spent 15 months warring in Los Angeles courts. She has been determined to force him to play a part in his childís life.

Sources told News of the World that, under the terms of the deal, both have signed non- disclosure contracts preventing either from discussing the settlement in public.

But one of Scary Spiceís pals told us: ìMel is delighted that the case is over as she just wanted what was right for her girl.

ìIt was never about money ó it was Melís way of asking Eddie to show consideration for Angel.î

At first we laughed heartily at Eddie Murphy's monetary pain, as we're pretty sure that he's a humorless dick, but then we realized that he's going to have to fund those checks the only way he knows how: by strapping on layers of prosthetics and hogging all of the roles in a movie. And we're pretty sure that the world can't handle Norbit 2. But then apparently there were six Beethoven movies, so what do we know?

ï Mickey Rourke takes his new face out to ogle some gay stripper's grape-smugglers. (Yeeeah!)

ï Keanu Reeves is seeing China Chow. You're also seeing China Chow. Seeing her topless, that is. In related news, China Chow is not kibble for Chinese people that comes in a 15 lb bag. Who knew? (Taxi Driver)

ï Jennifer Lopez and Unfrozen Caveman Husband take their spawn out for some fresh air. (Faded Youth)

ï Forget danceoffs; Mel B is getting her revenge on Eddie Murphy with an album called Beverly Hills Cock. That sounds nice. (Daily Stab)

ï The many toups of Jeremy Piven. (Cityrag)

ï Nicole Richie gets her Mrs. Roper on. (Seriously OMG WTF?!)

ï Gisele Bundchen speaks highly of beau Tom Brady; says he "doesn't have a bad bone in his body." That's right, because his bad bone is in YOUR body. Swish! (CelebWarship)

ï Boil some water and get some clean sheets–Britney's on her way to Lousiana to be there for Jamie-Lynn's birthin'! Wait a minute, we're talking about Spearses. Boil some Diet Mountain Dew and get some dirty sheets! (The Hollywood Gossip)

ï Puffy Dangle Doobie Diddle waxes his nutbag. It is imperative that we know this. (The Blemish)

ï Kate Moss dons a tasteful, maternal see-through dress to take her daughter for a stroll. (Flisted)

ï Anne Hathaway is all, "there once was a man from Nantucket." (WENN)

The Nutty Professor star claimed 32-year-old Mel insisted she was on birth control, and revealed they only had sex three times, according to a US report. ìWhat was supposed to be a casual relationship ended with her having his baby and taking him to court for millions,î a source told The National Enquirer.

Although Eddie accepts that Angel is his daughter, he has said that he wonít see the little girl, because he doesnít want to set eyes on Mel. A source said: ìHe says he will have to wait until Angel is older before he can get to know her without any interference from her mother.î

Secrets behind the coupleís doomed three-month fling have been revealed in legal papers in which Eddie, 46, states that Mel allegedly asked him for a $9million (£4.5million) house, plus living expenses for 18 years in exchange for her silence while she was pregnant. But Eddie baulked at the demands and it is claimed he has since refused to see the baby and the Spice Girl.

We know that Eddie hasn't had much luck in the past with hookers, but surely a little judicial slap on the wrist and a few fines look better than funding some washed-up pop star's quest for the most leopard print per square inch in a Bel Air mansion. Also, you'd think that a man who now makes his living amusing little children while sweltering under layers of latex would realize that abandoning his own child would maybe make parents not want to take their kids to see the latest Eddie Murphy joint. But if the prospect of millions of lost dollars in child support couldn't make him slap on that all-important layer of latex, then a few lost ticket sales isn't going to do shit.


Mel B is scary sexy at MrSkin.com.

Spice girl Mel B had a two-year affair with two lesbian lovers – who have spoken out to say they now believe she is in a 'fragile' state of mind, according to a Sunday newspaper.

Mel B – real name Melanie Brown – allegedly started a lesbian affair with Christa Parker, 35, a mother of two, after meeting her at the gates of the school in America where their children are pupils.

Christa, in turn, apparently introduced Mel to her 26-year-old friend Elizabeth Rodriguez, a sex-toy saleswoman. The women allegedly had three-in-a-bed sessions.

Christa said her relationship with the Spice Girl became sexual in August 2005 while Mel was dating a casting director.

She told a Sunday newspaper: "I had only had sex with a woman once before…but Mel was obviously very experienced with women. She is a great kisser."

When Christa introduced her to Elizabeth, the three began to have regular sex sessions. Christa said: "Mel and I were very good friends. We saw each other almost every day and would have sex at least a couple of times a week."

Christa claimed that Mel was dating men at the same time – but the women's liaisons were interrupted in May 2006 when Mel began her passionate romance with Eddie Murphy.

But she claims the singer is now in a fragile emotional state and was concerned about her whirlwind marriage to film producer Stephen Belafonte two months ago.

Christa claims that since Mel's marriage Christa's contact with her has been limited to weekly phone calls.

Christa said: "Mel is so vulnerable. I'm very worried about her. I hope she's happy. I just don't want to see her hurt."

Remember when Mel told a reporter: "I'll simply say that there were lifestyle changes that [Eddie] would have to make if we were going to live together and do it properly. I have a house where it's about my kids and me. I don't have people knocking on my door at 3 and 4 in the morning." We all assumed that meant that while Mel was trying to read her kids The Poky Little Puppy, cracked-out trannies were knocking on the door for "visits" with Eddie. But now it turns out that, while the tranny visits may or may not be correct, it wasn't so much The Poky Little Puppy for Mel but poke her in the kitty with a couple of ladyfriends.

ï Jessica Alba plays blind. Blind and nipply. (Yeeeah!)

ï Jenna Jameson done got her face fucked screwy. (Egotastic)

ï Charlize Theron ponies up some major cleavage for the movie Hancock. And now you will put your han on your cock. (Daily Stab)

ï Hayden Panettiere wears shorts so short, they may as well be panties. Pantierres? Pantyerres? (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Amy Winehouse finally says "Sure, sure, sure" to rehab. Sellout. (Hollywood Grind)

ï Scary Spice's new husband killed a duck with a brick. Really. That's not an obtuse metaphor. Scary Spice's new husband killed a duck with a brick. (The Blemish)

ï Posh Spice's blog is SO MAJOR! (Allie Is Wired)

ï Hey, Diane Kruger, that water looks awful cold. (Taxi Driver)

ï Angelina Jolie's getting an itchy adoption finger again. Watch out, Africa, she's comin' to gitcha. (Celeb Warship)

Brown, wearing a white dress, told the gathered reporters, "I am here for one reason and one reason only – her name is Angel. Angel is my baby and Eddie's. She will always know that she was planned and wanted by both of us, but I want her to know that she has two parents who desire to be responsible for her during her life and who love her so much that they want to be a part of it."

Brown said the pregnancy was planned and that the couple had discussed getting married after the birth. "This wasn't some random, 'Oops I fell over and I'm pregnant.' I don't live my life like that," she said.

You might not live your life like that, but we sure do! Except for us, it's less "Oops I fell over and I'm pregnant" and more "Oops I stubbed my toe and I married conjoined twins in Vegas." Or "Oops I had sex with an arena football team and now I have crabs." What can we say, we're accident-prone.

There's more Mel B. for you and me MrSkin.com.

ï Bridget Moynahan is such a bitch, getting pregnant when she did so the baby's due date coincided with her then-boyfriend's future Brazilian supermodel girlfriend's birthday. How dare she? How dare she? (The Blemish)

ï Kelly Clarkson snacks upon weed cookies. (Cityrag)

ï Scary Spice is set to marry her new boyfriend, who has a "much bigger cock" than Eddie Murphy. Yeah, but IS he a much bigger cock than Eddie Murphy? Ho ho, we thought not. Wait, what? (Bossip)

ï Being pregnant totally grossed out Jaime Pressly. Awesome, because her naming her son "Dezi" totally grossed us out. And now we're even. (Celebitchy)

ï Dave Chappelle was hospitalized for "exhaustion". Because sitting on comically giant piles of money and not making any new shows really takes it out of a guy. (Bricks and Stones)

ï Jon Lovitz wiped up a bar with Andy Dick's stupid face. We Lovitz! (Derek Hail)

ï Winona Ryder blames shoplifting on drugs. Which would also explain her sexual coupling with Dave Pirner. (Celeb Warship)

ï Kimberly Stewart's butt cheeks. That's right. Kimberly Stewart's butt cheeks. (Daily Stab)

The results of the DNA test, which Murphy took on June 11, were received by [Melanie] Brown on Thursday afternoon, says rep Liza Anderson.

"He's the baby's father, it's official," says a source close to Brown. "The baby is undoubtedly, 110 percent his."

Of Brown, the source said, "There was no doubt in people's minds anyways, least of all hers. It wasn't a surprise to her. She knew all along."

Murphy's rep declined to comment.

When a man impregnates a lady and then drops her and denies paternity, it makes us feel happy, and more than a little smug. It makes us think of Eddie's own bit about "you dropped your iiiiice cream" only this time it's, "you popped a looooooad, in Scary Spiiiiiice, now you gotta pay chiillld support, you gonna be on wellllfare." In related news, why has Eddie Murphy never shaved his mustache, or even trimmed it into an alternate shape? What is he hiding? More illegitimate babies, most likely.

Mel is less scary but plenty spicy at MrSkin.com.

Eddie Murphy will face ex-lover Melanie Brown for the first time since dumping her on live TV when they both appear in court later today (11Jun07).

The actor missed the London premiere of his latest film Shrek The Third to attend a U.S court hearing and provide a judge with a DNA sample in order to establish the biological father of Brown's daughter Angel Iris.

Man, Eddie been acting like such a complete prick about the baby, we're really hoping he gets his just desserts and the DNA test proves he's the dad. But we already know he's the dad. How, you ask? She was born with a mustache.

See Mel do the zig-a-zig-ahhhhh at MrSkin.com.