Jesse James has been reunited with his lost dog, Cinnabun. Heartwarming! Now we can go back to making fun of him for having a dog named “Cinnabun”. (PopEater)
People are saying that Kristin Cavallari does a lot of cocaine and also smells real bad. Ha ha. Ha ha at you, Kristin Cavallari. (Yeeeah!)
Reggie Bush cheated on [...]
We're not ones to complain about seeing Lindsay Lohan nude in various magazines, but we've never understood why girl's giving that shit away for free. She should be milking (yeah, har har) those melons for every penny they're worth. Which, compared to the rest of her these days, is a big ol' pile o' cash. [...]
The thought that Chris Brown, who seemed like such a nice boy, might actually be a lady-beating asshole has put us in a sour mood today. So instead of telling you about the shenanigans of possibly likable celebrities, we'll stick with the ones who probably deserve it. Eddie Murphy has been ordered to pay $51,000 [...]
ï Lindsay Lohan has pulled a Heigl and withdrawn her name from the Emmy race. To which the Emmy panel said, "OK. Sounds good. Who's Lindsay Lohan?" (Celebitchy)
ï Mickey Rourke takes his new face out to ogle some gay stripper's grape-smugglers. (Yeeeah!)
ï Keanu Reeves is seeing China Chow. You're also seeing China [...]
You know those people in restaurants who accidentally get sent an appetizer they didn't order and then berate the server with "You can't make me pay for that. I didn't ask for it. I didn't want it. I'm not paying for it"? That's Eddie Murphy, only he's not rejecting a crispy beef satay but a [...]
With all the Britney ladymitt news focusing on random frat boys and greasy famewhore magicians, we've been a little light on the celebrity lesbian threeway news lately. So thank you Scary Spice for stepping up to the poon plate and licking some labia for our enjoyment.
ï Everyone in the world has an eating disorder except for Courtney Love. Or is that Janice from the Muppets, naked? (Celebitchy)
ï Jessica Alba plays blind. Blind and nipply. (Yeeeah!)
ï Jenna Jameson done got her face fucked screwy. (Egotastic)
ï Charlize Theron ponies up some major cleavage for the movie Hancock. And [...]
We are American and used to scorned single mothers calling out deadbeat babydaddies with a tire iron through a windshield or a visit to the set of Montel Williams's eponymous talk show. So the rich British lady way of doing it comes as a bit of a shock to us. Melanie Brown–that's Scary Spice to [...]
ï Hilary Duff knows that love is a battlefield and hell is for children; dons Benatar pants to prove it. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Bridget Moynahan is such a bitch, getting pregnant when she did so the baby's due date coincided with her then-boyfriend's future Brazilian supermodel girlfriend's birthday. How dare she? How dare she? (The [...]
Mazel tov, Eddie Murphy, you're a Spice Dad! Dude is, beyond a shadow of a doubt, the father of Scary Spice's 2-month-old baby girl. People.com reports:
The results of the DNA test, which Murphy took on June 11, were received by [Melanie] Brown on Thursday afternoon, says rep Liza Anderson.
"He's the baby's father, it's official," says [...]
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