“This will confirm that Oksana Grigorieva and Mel Gibson welcomed the arrival of a baby girl named Lucia on Friday, Oct. 30, 2009, at an undisclosed hospital in Los Angeles,” says Gibson’s rep, Alan Nierob, confirming earlier reports of the event. No further details were available.

“Everything is great! They couldn’t be happier,” a friend tells People. “Everyone’s healthy and thrilled. He loooves it!”

Lucky Lucia hit the genetic jackpot and was born with her mother’s fake lips and her father’s alcohol tolerance. She can’t lose!

We've learned Mel Gibson's girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, is pregnant with his child. Our sources say Gibson has already told his estranged wife, Robyn, and their children about the news. We're told Oksana is in her second trimester.

Just to jog your memory, Mel Gibson is a crazy strict Catholic who hates homos and abortions and stuff like that. But we suppose making that one Jesus movie earned him some freebies for heaven because we're pretty sure the Pope is not into divorce or getting other ladies pregnant while still being married to another. Then again, Pope Benedict wears Prada shoes so maybe he's cool. Like "Shit, Mel, normally I'd send someone like you straight to hell but Lethal Weapon was chill. Come over to the Vatican some time and we can play GTA and do whip-its."

A Russian pop star has announced she is in love with Mel Gibson after allegedly conducting an affair with the actor that ended his 28-year marriage.

Gibson's wife Robyn filed for divorce on Monday, citing "irreconcilable differences". The announcement followed intense tabloid speculation about the state of the couple's 28-year marriage, which was sparked after he was photographed embracing an unidentified woman on a Costa Rican beach last month.

And now singer Oksana Pochepa, 24, has alleged she is the bikini-clad brunette in the pictures – and maintains she has fallen for the Mad Max star.

Pochepa says, "This is serious and I hope that our union will be real and strong and long-lasting. We are different people but Mel is a grown man and knows precisely what he wants and me too – I know what I want."

Well, 24-year-old women usually are courted via bad OK Cupid dates and dirty Twittering. We're sure old Mel's brand of homespun, slurring, "What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" sweet talk is hard for a starry-eyed naif to refuse.

The Bird that's on his Wire:

ï Shamed superstar Mel Gibson fires up his Razr and sets out on the seemingly insurmountable task of personally apologizing to every Jew in the whole wide world.

ï Lindsay Lohan is coming out with her own perfume. Exhaustion by Lindsay Lohan will smell softly of jasmine, raspberry vodka, and pink pepper with bottom notes of firecrotch musk.

ï And there is no love lost between Lindsay and her Bobby costar William H. Macy, who says that she "should have her ass kicked." Not such a good idea, Macy, old chum. The ass might be your target of choice, but Lindsay apparently goes for the face.

ï Cindy Crawford gets by with a little help from her friends. Her good friends Botox and Collagen.

ï The Japanese have given the thumbs up to their previously censored Britney naked posters. Gee, you think the "banning" and "controversy" was only to drum up publicity? Nah.

ï Pete Doherty: punched out a male nurse at rehab!

ï Pete Doherty: also busted for cocaine in rehab! We don't know about you, but we're really starting to understand what a beautiful, wealthy, iconic supermodel would see in him. What a prize!

ï His lyrical edge softened with age, contentment, and wealth, Bruce Springsteen makes a bid for authentic suffering by dumping redheaded wife for redheaded 9/11 widow.

ï Ever seen pink pee before? No? Ever seen Pink pee before? Also no? Well, here ya go.

ï Carmen Electra and Shannon Elizabeth are pals. If C-list hangs with D-list, does that elevate them to B-list?

ï If you posess fashion experience and much love for checkered bondage pants, you can work for Gwen Stefani and her L.A.M.B. label. Just email skagirl.com. Skagirl . . . we think we cybered with her in the AOL Skankin' Pickle room in 1994.

ï Melanie Griffith takes the Cruddiest Mom of the Year crown from Dina Lohan when she lights her teenage daughter Dakota's cigarette.

ï Cindy Crawford plus stripper pole plus mojitos minus bra equals summer fun for the whole family.

ï Al Reynolds dons spandex; gets late-night booty call from large man in bucket hat.

ï In case you were wondering who, on God's green Earth, would admire the jauntily shoddy designs of Charlie Sheen's ill-timed kidswear company, Sheen Kidz, the answer is: Britney. Naturally.

ï Penelope Cruz is the first non-Scientologist to step forth and claim that Suri No Middle Name Cruise exists.

ï Is David Geffen getting Stiflered?

was really on the verge of suicide because he felt he was helpless to alcohol and didn't know what to do about it. That's why he was driving around 90 miles an hour. This was a death wish. If that cop hadn't stopped him, this guy was going to be wrapped around a pole. This is such a bigger issue than "Will he work again?" This is about his not wanting to live anymore. I've seen what he's gone through and what he's going through. You have to understand the disease of alcoholism. He was back in it. There's no doubt in my mind he was trying to kill himself that night.

Leslie Sloane Zelnick and other megapublicists take note: THIS is the way to divert attention from a scandal, not a weary, disgusted denial. Completely ignoring the anti-Semitic comments and going straight for the public's tuggable heartstrings with a tale of disease and self-loathing is as golden as Mel's Oscar.

In a semi-related story, MSNBC brings us more proof that Mel takes issue with certain groups of people, bringing up several instances of unkind words aimed at the gay community:

When Spanish newspaper El Pais asked Gibson about homosexuals, he shot back: ìThey take it up the ass.î Then pointing at his behind, he said, ìThis is only for taking a shit.î He told the reporter that he was once worried that if he became an actor, people would think he was gay. ìBut with this look, whoís going to think Iím gay?î he asked. ìIt would be hard to take me for someone like that. Do I sound like a homosexual? Do I talk like them? Do I move like them?î After some people were offended by his comments, Playboy asked him if he would apologize. ìIíll apologize when hell freezes over,î he said. Later, when the Washington Post asked Gibson if he was ìtolerant,î he replied: ìAhhh, I like to think I am. Perhaps Iím not.î

Perhaps not, sugar tits. Perhaps not.

Mel used to be a charming young man. Relive the magic at MaleStars.com.

ï Jessica Simpson's mother does not agree with Papa Joe's willingness to pimp her out. Jessica responds by donning a semi-sheer dress. Nations rejoice, war and poverty and crime end.

ï Heath Ledger: what a joker.

ï Most actresses like to don an expensive, tasteful, and stunning designer gown to their post-wedding reception. Pam Anderson wears a skipper hat, a $12.99 bikini from Fashion Bug, and naked nipples.

ï In some circles, Tom Cruise's crotch is known as The Punisher. Poor Katie Holmes has certainly suffered enough as a result of it.

ï And is Tom about to ensnare K-Hole as his legal baby-baking concubine? If oversized planters and outdoor chandeliers are any indication of a Scientological spirit-uniting ceremony (and they certainly should be), then yes.

ï What's more entertaining than a Mel Gibson mugshot? Pictures of Mel Gibson, well into his cups, manhandling strange women mere hours before said mugshot.

ï Would you like to see Lindsay Lohan's box? Oh, wait, we meant "Lindsay Lohan boxing". So sorry.

ï Speaking of Lohan, and nipples, and transparent apparel: Lindsay aped Jessica and ponied up some vague nip. Or did Jessica ape Lindsay? No matter–we're all winners here.