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Mel Gibson is good at a lot of things, like angering entire religions and fertilizing women’s eggs. He proved his superiority at the latter when his mistress Oksana Grigorieva gave birth to his eighth child on Friday. People scoops it:
“This will confirm that Oksana Grigorieva and Mel Gibson welcomed the arrival of a baby girl [...]
Mel Gibson’s Hand in a Beaver
This movie is going to be awesome!
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And in lesser awards-show news, that frat-boy channel you've never watched, you know, the one that plays Fletch every Saturday afternoon, gave some statues away this weekend as well. But we're a little bit confused by Spike TV's Guy Choice Awards, as it seems that Brad Pitt won an award for Fight Club, which is [...]
Mel Gibson Is Really Good at Making Babies
Look at that smug, self-satisfied smile on Mel Gibson's face. It is the contented grin of a man who is thinking, "Yes. Yes, I am 'hitting that.'" Not only is he hitting that nice Russian lady, Oksana Grigorieva, but he put a baby in that. TMZ confirms:
We've learned Mel Gibson's girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, is pregnant [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Two of Hearts
Mel Gibson takes his new Russian mistress out on the town. She’s not the same Russian lady named Oksana that was earlier claimed, but this one is still hot, in an odd, Stacey Q kind of way. (Yeeeah!)
Want to hear Julia Roberts say “tits”, “ass” and “fuck” about a million times? (Fatback)
Lauren [...]
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Also tagged Britney Spears, celebrity hookups, celebs posing for Playboy, Heidi Montag, Julia Roberts, Lauren Conrad, Pamela Anderson, Sam Lutfi, television
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Hot Russian Singer Says She's Going Beyond Thunderdome
Cotton-pickin' Russians! They come over here with their Cold War-hardened megabods and furry hats and hungry-for-love attitudes and they snap up all our best and brightest aging celebrities. First Rolling Stones's #2 emaciated rooster (after Mick) Ron Wood fell off the wagon and into the arms of 20-year-old Ekaterina Ivanova. Now Mel Gibson has joined [...]
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Also tagged celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, Oksana Pochepa
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CNW Junk Drawer: All About Asses and Punching
ï Kevin Federline claims that on his GED, he got "amazing ass test scores." You know who else aced the amazing ass test? Heather Locklear (see above).
ï Shamed superstar Mel Gibson fires up his Razr and sets out on the seemingly insurmountable task of personally apologizing to every Jew in the whole wide [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Pink Pee
ï As a half-Jew, Rob Schneider refuses to ever work with Mel Gibson. Braveheart 2 just got 54% less zany!
ï Ever seen pink pee before? No? Ever seen Pink pee before? Also no? Well, here ya go.
ï Carmen Electra and Shannon Elizabeth are pals. If C-list hangs with D-list, does that elevate [...]
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Mel Gibson: Suicidal, Charged, Hates the Gays
After patching up our tinfoil hats, storing our children safely in a well, and duct-taping pillows to our person, we have emerged from our hastily assembled Celebrity Scandal Shelter to assess the Mel Gibson Drunkgate fallout. We weren't surprised to learn that he'd been charged with misdemeanor drunk driving, but finding out that in addition [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Celebrity Nip-Off
ï K-Fed and Britney want to launch a non-false tabloid Magazine of Truth that doesn't tell any lies or nasty rumors or fun stuff about celebrities. Sorry to piss in your lemonade, but that already exists. It's called People.
ï Jessica Simpson's mother does not agree with Papa Joe's willingness to pimp her out. [...]
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