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Megan Fox Roundup: Not So Bad, Kisses Chick, Wants to Maim David Silver
Hey, guys! Look! It’s Megan Fox! And she’s doin’ stuff!
1. The other day, some put-upon Transformers crew members released a letter in which they accused Fox of being an unrepentant cooze. Today, another letter (this one signed) from another crew dude surfaces, this one complimentary. Well, somewhat. “Everyone has good and bad days and Megan [...]
Megan Fox, More Than Meets the Eye. Megan Fox, Graceless Bitch in Disguise.
We complain about having to constantly write about Megan Fox but honestly, she’s pretty entertaining. She calls Michael Bay “Hitler”, she calls herself “Alan Alda in drag”, and she toggles David Silver’s ballbag in public. But some crew members from the Transformers movies do not share our amusement, and they got together to pen a [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: “He’s So F–ing Rude”
Kate Moss goes apeshit and throws a hissy fit at the GQ Awards. Because there’s nothing more sassy and sexy than an aging supermodel mom screaming and flinging nicotine-stained yellow spittle while stumbling around. Rawr! (Anything Hollywood)
Ellen Pompeo is busy cooking a baby in her womb. Meanwhile, Ellen Pompeo’s husband is busy porking a waitress. [...]
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Fox Nixes Sex Flix
Megan Fox is the living embodiment of the Waitresses’ hit “I Know What Boys Like”. Teasing, touching. Zippers and buttons. Frustration. Etc. And just like the song of yore, she promises to let us, and then says “sucker. Hmhmhmhm.” Only without the irresistable bass line. MTV asked if we’d ever see a Megan Fox sex [...]
Megan Fox Is a Looney Bird
“Hello. My name is Megan Fox. You may know me from such movies as Transformers and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. If you haven’t seen those (or even if you have), you’ve probably beat off to pictures of me on the internet. I hear most guys do that these days. It’s because of this very [...]
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Megan Fox Has a Powerful Poon
You know who we haven’t talked about in a spell? Megan Fox. Or at least it seems that way. In reality we’ve probably written a story about her about once a week, but after the Transformers barrage when we were in danger of changing our name to MeganFoxNewsWire, it seems she’s dropped off the radar [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Minka Jeter. Minka Jeter. Minka Jeter.
Derek Jeter makes 500 trillion dollars a year and now he’s going to marry Minka Kelly. And you guys don’t want Socialism? (Yeeeah!)
Jennifer Aniston nips out for Elle. Fashionably sharp, old girl. (CityRag)
Even Anderson Cooper can’t hide the vitriol when it comes to indulging Heidi Montag’s poppycockery. (Gone Hollywood)
Gerard Butler slapped a dog. And he [...]
Adam Brody Wanted to See Megan Fox’s Breasts. Well Duh.
Obviously you’re, like, totally bummed out that you’re not going to get to see Megan Fox’s boobies in Jennifer’s Body. That’s just a given. But much as you may think that other people like you—single, jobless, beer-gutted role-playing enthusiasts—are the only ones who feel this hurt as deeply as you do, you’re wrong. Megan’s own [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Hayden Panettiless, But Not For You
Hayden Panettiere nude!!!! In her home. Privately. Wow, what a story! (Female First)
Jon Gosselin is an elegant gentleman who is charming with the ladies. (Yeeeah!)
Kanye West’s fierce-ass girlfriend Amber Rose naked. The Louvre is probably negotiating to buy her butt. (Drunken Stepfather)
Kristen Stewart and Megan Fox are fighting over Robert Pattinson. Who will will the [...]
Megan Fox Subject of World's Sexiest Boycott
Are you totally sick of sexy Megan Fox and her sexy way of being sexy? Oh, and did we mention that she's sexy? Yeah, you're not the only one. A bunch of websites for dudes are saying, "Enough, bra!" and boycotting her. For a whole day! That'll learn her! Says The New York Daily News:
A [...]