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Megan Fox Has Bare Thighs, Dead Eyes
Remember when Megan Fox went totally out of character and tried to be sexy in Rolling Stone a couple months ago? You were like, “WTF, world? Megan Fox sexy? Is this like Halloween or something? I don’t get it.” Now outtakes (60 of them! 60! Geesh) have hit the internets thanks to Foxy-Megan.com, and they’re [...]
Megan Fox Wants to Teach Pre-Tweens to Work It
America has come a long way since the days when little girls were asked whether they were going to be a nurse or a school teacher when they grew up. Now girls can become anything. Fun things like investment bankers, financial planners, or Secretary of State. And if Megan Fox has her way, little girls [...]
Megan Fox to Wear Underwear Professionally
Despite being fair of face and figure and having a very photogenic tongue, Megan Fox isn’t doing so hot. Jennifer’s Body turned out to be a box-office failure, her director and Transformers crew hate her, and she’s still porking Brian Austin Green. But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and [...]
Furiously Overmilking the Jennifer’s Body Kiss Teat
Sorry. It’s a Megan Fox post. Sorry. It’s a Jennifer’s Body post. Sorry, sorry, sorry. But it involves two very facially exalted women kissing! So, as we’ve mentioned before, the Diablo Cody “horror” flick opened at a disappointing fifth place last weekend, and what better way to get the kids jazzed on seeing more than [...]
Kissing Megan Fox is Harrrrrrrrd
Two Megan Fox posts in one day. Sorry, frequent commenter “meh”. The much-ballyhooed Jennifer’s Body opened this weekend to triumphant trumpet sounds and a ticker tape parade. J/K, it came in fifth after an animated movie about meatballs and Tyler Perry in a fat suit. In your stupid sexy face, Megan Fox! And although we’ve [...]
Megan Fox: Britney Spears Records Are Better Than Death
Humans have been striving for immortality for centuries, so it’s kind of weird that the key to staying alive has finally come to us from the pretty much vacant mind of Megan Fox. What’s the secret to never-ending life? Just listen to Britney Spears all the time. The universe wouldn’t be so cruel as to [...]
Megan Fox Roundup: Not So Bad, Kisses Chick, Wants to Maim David Silver
Hey, guys! Look! It’s Megan Fox! And she’s doin’ stuff!
1. The other day, some put-upon Transformers crew members released a letter in which they accused Fox of being an unrepentant cooze. Today, another letter (this one signed) from another crew dude surfaces, this one complimentary. Well, somewhat. “Everyone has good and bad days and Megan [...]
Megan Fox, More Than Meets the Eye. Megan Fox, Graceless Bitch in Disguise.
We complain about having to constantly write about Megan Fox but honestly, she’s pretty entertaining. She calls Michael Bay “Hitler”, she calls herself “Alan Alda in drag”, and she toggles David Silver’s ballbag in public. But some crew members from the Transformers movies do not share our amusement, and they got together to pen a [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: “He’s So F–ing Rude”
Kate Moss goes apeshit and throws a hissy fit at the GQ Awards. Because there’s nothing more sassy and sexy than an aging supermodel mom screaming and flinging nicotine-stained yellow spittle while stumbling around. Rawr! (Anything Hollywood)
Ellen Pompeo is busy cooking a baby in her womb. Meanwhile, Ellen Pompeo’s husband is busy porking a waitress. [...]
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