Tag Archives: Matthew Perry
CNW Junk Drawer: "I Just Crave Nicotine Sometimes"
ï Hayden Panettiere continues to blaze a flouncy, lace-trimmed trail straight to Saucytown. (Egotastic!)
ï Amy Winehouse celebrates Christmas early by hanging sparkling white ornaments amongst the branches of her nose hair. (Yeeeah!)
ï Hey, look! It's BeyonkadonkcÈ. (Derek Hail)
ï Vanessa Minnillo's bikini bottoms are intelligent, as they wisely creep up her cheek [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, Ashlee Simpson, BeyoncÈ Knowles, celebrity hookups, celebrity offspring, celebs in bikinis, Dennis Quaid, drugs, Hayden Panettiere, magazines, Meg Ryan, Nicole Richie, Sophie Anderton, Vanessa Minnillo
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CNW Junk Drawer: Matt n' Mandy, Sittin' in a Tree
ï Is our sweet angel Mandy Moore getting Binged? Oh Christ, NO! (Yeeeah!)
ï Our favorite opiate connoisseur, Porky Petey Dough-erty, has returned to form. Now with video! (Drunken Stepfather)
ï And Pete's ex, Kate Moss, sports some really sharp needles of her own. (Taxi Driver)
ï Jerry O'Connell has hot wife; poor self-esteem. [...]
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Also tagged advertisements, booze, celebrity arrests, celebrity hookups, drugs, Eva Mendes, Jerry O'Connell, Jessica Simpson, Josh Hartnett, Leelee Sobieski, Mandy Moore, Pete Doherty, Rebecca De Mornay, Rebecca Romijn, Rihanna, see-through shots, Shia LaBeouf
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Perry and Davis Do Not Combine into a Cute Hybrid. Matthew and Kristin Are Doomed.
We understand that a wholly uninteresting schlub like Matthew Perry can leverage his Friends millions to weasel his way into the bedrooms of stars of Coyote Ugly or Gilmore Girls, but we would have thought that a star of Sex and the City would have been immune to his one alluring quality. But Kristin Davis [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Erecting a Twelve Foot Pole
ï Jennifer Aniston is moving to Chicago. We can't wait to run into her in the health and beauty aisle at Jewel!
ï Piper Perabo lowers herself to date former pill-popper/Friends friend Matthew Perry. Move over TomKat and Brangelina, here's . . . Pipthew Perrybo?
ï Our #1 deity, Mariah Carey, teams up with [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, Colin Farrell, frivolous lawsuits, Jennifer Aniston, Kevin Federline, Mariah Carey, movies, music, music videos, Natalie Portman, paparazzi, Pink, Piper Perabo, Salma Hayek, Steven Tyler, Tori Spelling
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