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Stop Everything: Matthew McConaughey Has Lost His Flip Flop
We're guessing that Matthew McConaughey's full o' fetus female friend Camila Alves doesn't expect Matt to stay home nights knitting baby booties and watching America's Got Talent. That's just not his style. So she's probably not all that surprised to hear about him L-I-V-I-N it up in Nicaragua dancing with girls and bellyaching about his [...]
Famous People Do Nothing, Get Paid
Your wedding and baby photos: You pay $3.79 at the Walgreens photo kiosk for a stack of glossy 8×10s. Famous people's wedding and baby photos: Magazines pay them millions of dollars to run the images for the whole world to see. That hard-won managerial position at Hot Topic seemed like a pretty sweet gig last [...]
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Also tagged Ashlee Simpson, Camila Alves, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, magazines, Pete Wentz
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Welcome To the World, Bud Weiser McConaughey!
You remember that girl in your high school who got knocked up junior year and ended up naming the kid Boone because "the little fucker wouldn't exist if it weren't for Strawberry Hill" and then thanked Jeebus that her loser ex-boyfriend couldn't afford Jager? That girl should set up a play date with Matthew McConaughey's [...]
Kate Hudson Gets Her Nuggets Pumped for Fool's Gold
Like cobbler elves in the night, Photoshop gnomes sneak into Hollywood workshops and gleefully enlarge the breasts of starlets on movie posters. The latest victim of surreptitious titty-embiggening? Perky Kate Hudson, who was surprised by her voluptuous figure on the poster for the upcoming Fool's Gold. She told The Sun:
"Those aren't my breasts. They are [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "Stinkin'. S-T-I-N-K-I-N."
ï Uma Uma Uma mow mow ma ma Uma mow mow. In a bikini. (Though, going by the cast on her arm, these may be old, mow mow) (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Britney's still on the loose, and so are her breasts. (Taxi Driver)
ï Kate Hudson says that Matthew McConaughey smells like hot garbage. [...]
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Celebrities Spending Writer's Strike Having Tons of Sex, Getting Knocked Up
Just like your 35-year-old spinster sister, Hollywood is baby crazy. We're beginning to think that Governor Arnold secretly passed a law that every showbiz personality must spawn by the year 2010 or be forced to spend two years working the craft services table. Jennifer Aniston better start prepping her uterus, because we hear she's a [...]
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Also tagged Adnan Ghalib, ailing celebs, Britney Spears, Camila Alves, celebrity pregnancies, celebrity websites, Chris Martin, David Spade, Eva Longoria, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jillian Grace, Tony Parker
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McConaughey's Chiseled Abs Take a Bride?
In today's "Preposterous rumor, but it's a slow news day so what the hell" news, Matthew McConaughey was spotted walking with his girlfriend, a model named Camilla Alves. And he was wearing a ring on his left hand, so folks are automatically saying that the couple were secretly married. We don't know about you guys, [...]
Matthew McConaughey Fills His Film with Titties
We've been seeing the crazy pictures from Matthew McConaughey's upcoming movie Surfer Dude for a couple of months now, and every time we've thought, "This is going to be the greatest extreme-sports-themed movie since Gleaming the Cube, or maybe Thrashin'." And now, thanks to McConaughey's ongoing desire to prove to all of America that he [...]