Tag Archives: Matthew McConaughey
Like Father, Like Son (The McConaugheys, Not Dudley Moore and Kirk Cameron)
Little Levi McConaughey. He's got his mama's eyes and his daddy's love of a nice breeze wafting across his bare nipples. JK livin', little man, JK livin'.
Famous People Keep Reproducing
Do you subscribe to Modern Bride? Did you preorder your DVD copy of He's Just Not That Into You? Are you completely obsessed with babies and the gestation of them? Then this is a story for you. Hollywood baby boom! Bump alert! Baby joy! Blah blah! Yeah, there's not much to write about today, so [...]
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Also tagged Camila Alves, celebrity pregnancies, Gisele Bundchen, models, Tom Brady
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Matthew McConaughey Finds the Real Fool's Gold
Kids peeing on their parents is damn funny. Exhibit A: Michael Douglas explaining how the phrase "pee-pee on Daddy's back" came into his life. But usually said urination is funnier to observers of the act than it is to the baby. Unless you're talking about Matthew McConaughey and his son Levi. When a reader of [...]
Matthew McConaughey: Vagina Hunter
Hahahahahahaha. Teenage Matthew McConaughey didn't know where a lady's poon chute is! See, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan have been doing a service for young boys everywhere, giving them a very specific female anatomy lesson. Our own personal gossip speculum, FemaleFirst, reports:
Matthew McConaughey was clueless about sex.
The 'Fool's Gold' star admits he had no idea [...]
Matthew McConaughey Thinks Jail Is All Good, Brah
There are a few stories of celebrity gossip past that will live in our hearts forever. The rumor that Billy Bob Thornton only ate orange foods. The supposed coupling of Nicole Richie and Jeff Goldblum. Matthew McConaughey getting arrested for smoking weed while playing the bongos naked. Our favorite mellow man is now talking about [...]
J. Lo Runs, Swims and Bikes Her Ass Off (Not Literally)
Jennifer Lopez did it! After complaining that everyone was paying attention to and talking about Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps when she was training for a triathlon 6 months after giving birth, she finished her triathlon and has captured the unwavering attention of all! Oh wait, except nobody cared and Michael Phelps hosted SNL. Whoops. US [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Tara Reid Launches "Derelicte"
ï God, Megan Fox is so gross. She's seriously such a dog. I mean, bow wow, right? (Fatback)
ï Matthew McConaughey sprung from the loins of another legendary cocksman, it seems. All right all right all riiiiiight. (Yeeeah!)
ï Focus on Madonna's crotch and achieve inner peace. (Cityrag)
ï Naked Kate Moss minus puss moss. [...]
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Also tagged Axl Rose, celebrity arrests, celebrity nudity, Christina Ricci, drugs, Kate Moss, Kelly Osbourne, Mackenzie Phillips, Madonna, magazines, Megan Fox, Mia Tyler, Tara Reid
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Matthew McConaughey and the Tribal, Pukey Pecker
When contemplating what stories to cover this morning, we thought, “Eh, who cares about girls in bikinis or which drug won out in Amy Winehouse’s nightly intoxication lottery? We want to hear Matthew McConaughey talking about his newborn son’s wiener!” So here you have Mr. JK Livin’ with his son, Levi, and high-tech incubation machine, [...]
Million Dollar Baby(s)
You know that picture of you at 8 months old? The one depicting you with one hand down your diaper and the other using one of your own fekes as a writing utensil on the dining room wall? The one your mom lovingly calls "Harold and the Poople Crayon" that she likes to whip out [...]
McSpawnaghey
Hold onto your Huggies, Sunday Rose Kidman Urban, there's a charming new stud in town. Welcome to the world, Baby Boy McConaughey! That's right–golden-bronzed bongo bopper Matthew McConaughey took the toothbrush out of his mouth long enough to help his girlfriend, model Camila Alves, deliver their first child yesterday. US Weekly gives a few more [...]