Michelle Ross, who has previously acted as a surrogate mother for a New York gay couple, is reportedly due to give birth in July.

Her MySpace profile reveals, ëI have had pink hair and tattoos and spiked collars. My favourite shoes are five-inch black spike heels which lace up the front. I love metal and rock down to the bones.í

Michelle has a tattoo on one of her wrists of an overlapped pink and blue triangle, a symbol for bisexuality. On MySpace Ross identifies herself as ëbi[sexual].í

Well, that's just the tops. It's sweet and heartwarming that all those out of work Suicide Girls and former Rock of Love contestants have a nice line of work to fall back on.

Sarah Jessica Parker, 44, and Matthew Broderick, 47, are expecting twin girls via a surrogate. In a statement, their reps announced, "Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are happily anticipating the birth of their twin daughters later this summer with the generous help of a surrogate. The entire family is overjoyed."

A friend of the couple, who married in 1997, tells Entertainment Weekly exclusively that Parker and Broderick have been trying for years to add to their family ever since the birth of their son, James Wilkie, now 6. But the road hasn't been an easy one. "They had a lot of unsuccessful tries," says the friend. "They came to the conclusion that this was going to be the best alternative for expanding their family." The couple turned to a surrogate — whose name and place of residence have not been disclosed — last year. "They're over the moon and excited as any prospective parents would be," says the friend. "Their life is about to get a lot busier."

It's got to be weird enough gestating another couple's baby, but man, imagine the surreality of having the progeny of Ferris Bueller and Patty from Square Pegs in your guts.

Sarah Jessica Parker is reportedly set to split from her husband and is already house-hunting alone. The 43-year-old actress – who has been dogged by rumours her 11-year marriage to Matthew Broderick is in trouble after claims he cheated on her with a 25-year-old woman – recently asked a New York broker to find her an apartment.

A source told America's Star magazine: "The time has come when she realises it just isn't worth it. Sarah Jessica is determined to get her own place and bring down the curtain on her marriage."

Another source added: "Sarah's not stupid. She knows exactly what's going on. For a while it was easier for her to stay than go through a harsh divorce. They're essentially living separate lives."

Well, that's a drag. Not the possible divorce–the fact that we blew our load with the horse and gay joke in the first paragraph. So sad.

Sarah Jessica Parker's husband has been sneaking off for hot trysts with a stunning redhead half his age, sources tell Star in a blockbuster exclusive.

In the new issue of Star ó on newsstands now ó we report that while the beloved actress was frantically searching for hubby Matthew Broderick one night earlier this year, he was having sex in the city with a gorgeous redhead half his age, the young woman told a friend.

After meeting in a bar, Matthew began text messaging the 25-year-old youth counselor, says the woman's pal. Soon after, the insider claims, they began seeing each other and things got passionate quickly when they met at the Manhattan townhouse of a showbiz friend.

Sources say the woman felt conflicted with her relationship with Matthew, whom she nicknamed "Matty Cakes." She tried to end it, say insiders, but that didn't happen and over the next month ó when Sarah Jessica was filming Sex and the City: The Movie in Los Angeles ó multiple eyewitnesses say they saw Matthew make late-night visits to the other woman's apartment building.

During one tryst, they arrived at her friend's apartment after a night of heavy drinking, says a source. She dragged Matthew into the friend's bedroom, then shut the door. "A half hour later, Matthew opened the bedroom door, mumbled 'Well… 'bye!' and walked out. The friend found her passed out on the bed in her panties."

This is sort of akin to those stories you hear about Orlando Bloom spelunking in vaginal cavities. It's just unnatural. We'd resigned ourselves to the idea of Matt and SJ and the possible comingling of genitals, but beyond that we prefer to think of Matthew as a life-size (or slightly smaller than life-size, as the case may be) Ken doll. Plus: Matty Cakes? We know the mag claims this woman is half Matt's age, but the last time we checked he wasn't sixteen. And we're pretty sure only an eight-year-old could call someone Matty Cakes and not punch themselves in the face for being so lame. But then again, Matthew is married to a woman who voluntarily calls herself Sarah Jessica.


Sarah Jessica Parker gets sexy at MrSkin.com.

ï J. Lo es no preggo. "She is 100% not pregnant," says a rep, however, she is still 93% annoying.

ï Tara Reid getting cockblocked from Hyde while Paris breezes right in = funny. The fact that the hottest club catering to young Hollywood is ironically blasting Kenny Loggins's "Footloose" = funnier.

ï Lindsay Lohan changes her damn bikini almost as often as she changes her men.

ï And speaking of Lindsay's wardrobe choices, she seems to have ditched the Kate Moss look and adopted a new fashion idol. The billowing, shapeless drawstring romper, the torpedo nips, the questionable footwear, the long, chalky black hair and the latte in hand . . . it's Britney all over again.

ï Brad Pitt's parents were offended when, at Maddox Jolie-Pitt's birthday party, the elder Pitts were "the only ones not drinking." Including the 4-year-olds?

ï Get Saved by the Buns when Mario Lopez (A.C. Slater) gets naked and homoerotic for Nip/Tuck.

ï That Eminem boy has playdate with the little Girl Next Door, acts out, gets sent to the corner for a time out.

ï Paris Hilton has been cast in a movie called The Hottie and the Nottie but keeps giving the thumbs down to potential leading men. An insider says, "A few [actors] have made it to a screen test with Paris but either the producers aren't happy or, more often, Paris has a problem with them. She is as picky with the men in her movies as she is in real life." AKA "not at all".

SarPar has already made it known that she is dying–dying, I tell you!–to birth a baby girl. She's even becoming a packrat just to please her future daughter. "I've been saving all my things for her, including every single pair of Manolo Blahniks! I learnt early that if a designer gave me something Kate Moss had worn, I should keep it for my daughter." And what if the unthinkable happens and another boy pops out of that love canal? "If I have another boy, maybe I'll give it to his girlfriend. If he's heterosexual!" That SJ, always planning ahead. But not to worry. We're sure little Matty Jr. will love playing dress-up in Mommy's couture while singing show tunes with Daddy.