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CNW Junk Drawer: Nice Purple Rain Font
Adam Lambert’s album cover has been revealed and we seriously have no idea why people keep insisting this dude is gay. (Allie Is Wired)
Matthew Broderick flubbed his lines so badly at a recent play that audiences demanded their money back. Bomp bomp ohhhhhh yeeeeahhhh chicka chick ahhhh. (Celebitchy)
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got tattoos of [...]
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Broderick Babies' First Money-Making Photo Shoot
Baby joy! Hey, everybody, look! Babies! Don't you just love baaaaaabies! We love babies! Babies babies babies! . . . Oh man, sorry about that. We forgot for a second that we don't work for People magazine. And really, we don't give a shit about babies. At least not when they're just sitting there doing [...]
Broderick Babies Birthed
Maybe there's something horribly, horribly wrong with us, but we do not have baby fever. We do not squeal when we see a newborn. We feel no need to coo at strangers' babies as their Polish nannies push them down the street in $1200 strollers. We just don't care. Once in a while we care [...]
SJP's Surrogate Is Totally In Your Face! Rawr!
Would you carry twins for Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick? Gestating two fetii in your womb for nine months only to have them plucked out and handed to Hollywood choadfaces is a selfless act that deserves to be commended. Take into consideration that these babies may give you a kick from the inside equivalent [...]
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Rusty from Footloose and Despereux Are Having Twins
In lieu of putting two horses in a pen and letting nature take its course, most people who breed horses buy champion stallion semen on the internet and artificially inseminate their prized broodmares, so it makes sense that whinnying show pony Sarah Jessica Parker would do the same. In the wake of a million rumors [...]
Square Pegs and Despereaux May Be Headed to Splitsville
It's long been rumored that he enjoys the gentle touch of the masculine, hirsute hand. It's long been rumored that she enjoys the gentle touch of a groomer's brush through her flowing mane and tail. And now, Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker may be parting ways for real. Our personal gossip divorce attorney, FemaleFirst, [...]
Since When Is Nathan Lane a Redhead?
Musical-theater enthusiast Matthew Broderick has cheated on moleless wife Sarah Jessica Parker! With a lady! The shock! Reports Star:
Sarah Jessica Parker's husband has been sneaking off for hot trysts with a stunning redhead half his age, sources tell Star in a blockbuster exclusive.
In the new issue of Star ó on newsstands now ó we report [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Kick Off Your Sunday Shoes
ï Matthew Broderick appears to have injured himself after falling off his wife.
ï J. Lo es no preggo. "She is 100% not pregnant," says a rep, however, she is still 93% annoying.
ï Tara Reid getting cockblocked from Hyde while Paris breezes right in = funny. The fact that the hottest club catering [...]
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SJP/Bueller DivorceTracker 2005
We already said it once today, but seriously folks, this celebrity de-coupling has got to end. Our cold, stone hearts may never recover if Hollywood doesn't start feeling the love. Is this how the Brits and the gays felt when Charles and Diana split?