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CNW Junk Drawer: “He’s So F–ing Rude”
Kate Moss goes apeshit and throws a hissy fit at the GQ Awards. Because there’s nothing more sassy and sexy than an aging supermodel mom screaming and flinging nicotine-stained yellow spittle while stumbling around. Rawr! (Anything Hollywood)
Ellen Pompeo is busy cooking a baby in her womb. Meanwhile, Ellen Pompeo’s husband is busy porking a waitress. [...]
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Separated at Birth: Former Oscar-Winners Edition
Blah blah Oscars blah Crash blah gay cowboys blah blah. We watched the Oscars. We were bored silly. We have no follow-up stories to bring you other than the fact that last night, we noticed for the very first time that Hilary Swank is actually Matt Damon in a dress.
Matt Damon Impregnates Nonfamous Consort
Ah. Well. Looks like Matt’s girlfriend isn’t pregnant, exactly, but “pregnant”. Maybe it’s a metaphor. She’s pregnant with ideas. Or pregnant with love.
UPDATE: US Weekly is reporting that the happy couple just got married. “Congratulations”!
CNW Junk Drawer: Get Hep!
Hepatitis A, Matt Damon, thongless male-on-male mud wrestling, and golden showers. We’re not talking about Ben Affleck’s bachelor party, we’re talking about a Steven Soderbergh joint!
Britney might be ready to finally get rid of those 170 extra pounds of ugly, useless flab. AKA, divorcing K-Fed.
Or, she might be ready to accept a [...]
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