Tag Archives: Mary-Kate Olsen
Celebrities in Poofy Things on Parade
Last night was the annual Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute Gala. We're not sure exactly what or whom it is for, but we do know it's the one time of year that all the celebrities deck themselves out in nutty crap and call it art so we can point and laugh. It is worth pointing out [...]
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Also tagged Helena Christensen, Leighton Meester, Madonna, Rihanna, Tyra Banks
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102 Pound Mary-Kate Olsen = Belly Full o' Baby
Oh my god, have you seen Mary-Kate Olsen lately? Girl is totally lardo! She weighs over a hundred pounds. That is just disgusting. We can't believe anyone would let themselves go like that. 99 pounds, maybe, but 102? Gross. Unless of course she's pregnant. Than, mazel tov! According to the Post Chronicle:
Mary-Kate Olsen is reportedly [...]
Kate Hudson and Angie Harmon's Butts Urge You To Give
Why is Kate Hudson wearing a Naomi-from-Mama's-Family hat and a fishnet body stocking over her insanely scrumptious rumptious? For charity! In photographer Timothy White's latest endeavor, Hollywood Pinups, a bunch of dames like Kate, an errant Olsen, Tea Leoni, Susan Sarandon, Gina Gershon, Salma Hayek, and more more more wore little more than strategically-placed maribou [...]
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Also tagged Angie Harmon, books, celebrity nudity, Gina Gershon, Kate Hudson, Rebecca De Mornay, Salma Hayek, Tea Leoni
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CNW Junk Drawer: Charlize, Pleez
ï I see London, I see Iraq. I see Charlize Theron's ass crack. (The Nip Slip)
ï Mary-Kate Olsen gets in an accident with an El Pollo Loco truck. Oh, sweet irony. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Guy Ritchie wastes no time–he's allegedly hooking up with actress Kelly Reilly, who has red hair and almost certainly [...]
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Also tagged Alyson Hannigan, Amanda Carraway, booze, Britney Spears, celebrity accidents, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, celebs posing for Playboy, Charlize Theron, Guy Ritchie, Kelly Reilly, Kerry Katona, Kim Kardashian
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Mary-Kate Olsen's Taste in Men Is Superbad
Mary-Kate Olsen: Super rich, teeny tiny, known for dating the super rich and influential. Jonah Hill: dorky, chubby, star of stoner comedies, known for knowing Judd Apatow. Obviously these two are dating, right? It's like Brad & Ang, it makes so much sense. The National Enquirer reports (via Celebitchy):
Mary-Kate Olsen is two-timing her boyfriend with [...]
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Mary-Kate Olsen: The Next MC Hammer
Yesterday we presented you with a puzzle: Which Olsen twin was doling out shiny new quarters and giving cashiers a denture-filled smile and a hearty, "There you go, deary"? It was probably Mary-Kate, as she seems to be running out of cash. Hey, you don't make out with Ben Kingsley for the Benjamins, you do [...]
The Old Man and the Olsen
Since we know you were totally turned on by the mere idea of old-lady impersonator Mary-Kate Olsen sharing a "full-on make-out session" with shorn-noggined thespian Ben Kingsley, we know that hearing Sir Ben and his wife talk about the scene will give you some raging wood. CelebNewsWire readers: lovers of old dudes sticking their tongues [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Plaid Party Till You Puke
ï Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie and friends enjoy debaucherous party involving tons and tons of . . . plaid flannel? (The Blemish)
ï Britney Spears sex tape caps? We dunno, dudes. No Bagel Bite residue on anything, so . . . (Yeeeah!)
ï Mario Lopez kissed Fergie and lived to tell the tale. (Hollywire)
ï [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, Amy Winehouse, Anne Hathaway, Britney Spears, Celebrity Sex Tapes, celebs in bikinis, Fergie, Heather Locklear, Hugh Hefner, Jennifer Lopez, Katherine Heigl, Mario Lopez, Nicole Richie, Pamela Anderson, parties
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Colin Farrell Trolls for a Troll
Back in the day (like, two years ago), Colin Farrell was known to be quite the cocksman. With his rakish grin, artfully carved 5 o'clock shadow, and Irish brogue, he roamed the Hollywood landscape, clubbing nubile young starlets like Lindsay Lohan over the head with his giant ding dong and dragging them back to his [...]
Mary-Kate Olsen Double Dips Her Nachos
Bite-sized orangutwin Mary-Kate Olsen may be busy nursing her crippled pee filter, but weep not for her, friends, as she may have a very special friend to help heal her. A tall, Greek friend dripping with old money, Paris Hilton juice, and delicious, creamy cheese . . . that's right! Our beloved Stamos Nachos is [...]
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Also tagged celebrity catfights, celebrity hookups, Paris Hilton, Stavros Niarchos
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