CelebNewsWire» Marlon Brando Archives – CelebNewsWire http://www.celebnewswire.com Latest Celebrity News & Gossip Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:07:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 Brando Sucks http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/brando_sucks.html http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/brando_sucks.html#comments Tue, 24 Jan 2006 17:30:01 +0000 Inspector S. (CNW Admin) http://www.celebnewswire.com/?p=15087 A new biography of Marlon Brando is about to cause more ripples than, well, Marlon Brando in a swimming pool, because it features a photo of the acting legend enjoying a bit of the beej with another dude. Did you like our "Marlon Brando is fat" joke? Bet you've never heard one of those before. God! We are so terrifically innovative!

The book is called Brando Unzipped (class-ay!) by Darwin Porter, but the polesmoking image is being played down. To the New York Daily News, spokesperson Danforth Prince (that's a real person's name? Is he a distant cousin of Richie Rich?) said of the photo:

"We ran it at a tasteful two inches by one and three-quarter inches on page 404."

We are in love with the fact that he used the terms "tasteful" and "inches" when discussing a picture of our generation's greatest actor huffing dong.
Don't quote us on this, but this may or may not be the image in question. Oh, and if you click on that link and you're at work, you'll probably be fired. Unless your boss and coworkers are pretty blasÈ when it comes to photos of the Godfather with a penis in his mouth. But whose aren't?

More pics of Mr. Brando are at MaleStars.com.

]]> http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/brando_sucks.html/feed 1 Marlon Brando Sued From Beyond the Grave http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/marlon_brando_sued_from_beyond_the_grave.html http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/marlon_brando_sued_from_beyond_the_grave.html#comments Tue, 28 Dec 2004 16:38:57 +0000 Inspector S. (CNW Admin) http://www.celebnewswire.com/?p=14187 Can't a dead legend get a break? Marlon Brando's former business manager, Jo An Corrales, is filing a $3.5 million claim against his estate, accusing the ten-ton thespian of sexual harrassment. Jo An, if he was licking his chops and moaning while making the "grabby-grabby" motion towards your person, that wasn't sexual harrassment; he just mistook you for a giant Hostess Sno-Ball.

Corrales, who worked for the Godfather star for three years, alleges that Brando "caused a hostile work environment due to his continuous acts of sexual harassment." Methinks the anger may have less to do with Brando's Pepe Le Pew impersonation and more to do with the fact that Brando removed her as the co-executor of his will mere days before his death. Ooooh, burn.

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