Adriana Lima Excited to Wed; Fiance Excited to Finally "Tap Dat"

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 17:45:45 +0000

The novelty of a fleshy South American supermodel frequently seen in her underwear yet untouched by human dongs is about to become a thing of the past–Victoria's Secret star and virgin Adriana Lima is about to have her cherry busted. She and her boyfriend of nine months, a half-McDreamy-half-Keanu hybrid called Marko Jaric, are engaged. People mag reports:

"He asked and she said yes. They are both incredibly happy and couldn't be more in love," says publicist James Weir.

Jaric is a Minnesota Timberwolf, which apparently is some sort of professional basketball player and not an actual Timberwolf. Which is probably a good thing, since virginity loss can sometimes be a bloody occasion and were she to lose her maidenhead to an actual timberwolf, it might devour her.

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Adriana Lima Excited to Wed; Fiance Excited to Finally "Tap Dat"