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Mr Skin's 10th Annual Anatomy Awards Winners Announced

Agent E. — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 18:05:13 +0000

You're probably thinking to yourself, "The Oscars are nice and all, if you like sparkly dresses and long speeches and Angelina Jolie's 'I just lost, I'm gonna kill that bitch' face. But there just aren't enough boobies for my distinguished tastes. And you have to wait so long to find out who won. Why don't they just tell you all at once?" Well, you're in luck friend, because there are awards just for people like you: Mr Skin's 10th Annual Anatomy Awards. Sure, this year's Oscars may be the nudest ever, with Kate Winslet and Marisa Tomei both being nominated for really outstanding nude roles, but it's not like they're going to whip out a funbag if they win. So visit MrSkin.com to learn all of the winners in categories like Beast Breasts, Best Lesbian Scene, and Breast Picture. You will not believe who wins Best Nude with a Toothbrush. It'll blow your mind. Or maybe just your wad.

Hendrix = Purple Haze. Hendricks = Blue Balls.

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 16:50:47 +0000

Well, the Golden Globes were last night (we half-heartedly and whole-drunkenly livetwittered throughout) and the big news is that astoundingly busty Christina Hendricks not only did not show even a millimeter of cleavage, she made sure that those all-natural, gravity defying zeppelins were harnessed in with superfulous extra folds of fabric. Diabolical. Oh, and also Heath Ledger won even though he's dead and Kate Winslet won everything else and Darren Aronofsky gave Mickey Rourke the finger. But Christina Hendricks's yabbos, that's the real story here.

See lots more Golden Globe ladies at Egotastic. Including Marisa Tomei, who festively dressed up as Phillippe Candeloro.

Marisa Tomei Demands a Clean Pole

Agent E. — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 17:59:46 +0000

Marisa Tomei has seemingly been on a mission of late to prove to the world that she has breasts, and dadgummit, she doesn't give two farts who knows it. But while she doesn't mind showing her candy to strangers, producers better leave room in the budget for about 80 cubic tons of Lysol, cause girl does not like dirt near her hoo-ha. PageSix.com reports:

MARISA Tomei thinks strip clubs are really dirty. The Oscar winner, who plays an ecdysiast named Cassidy in The Wrestler opposite Mickey Rourke, had scouts search New Jersey for a "clean" mammary mecca as a location for her scenes. "She wanted a place that had been disinfected from top to bottom before she'd step foot inside," said our source. "They finally found one called Stiletto, near the Meadowlands." Our spy also said Rourke relaxes by blasting rock and working out on set. Tomei's rep did not return a call or e-mail.

We think that Marisa Tomei's priorities may be just a wee bit out of whack in this situation. She won't rub her hidey hole on a pole unless all the excess clam juice has been squeegeed off of it and it's been doused in borax, but she'll consent to star in a movie that will more than likely find her in a hot, sweaty, naked embrace with this man?

Witness Marisa's breast-baring mission at MrSkin.com.

Paper Magazine Not a Fan of Man Butt, Mary Poppins's Bobbins

Agent E. — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 17:59:02 +0000

Paper magazine knows that they f'ed up. They scored Lindsay Lohan for their cover, which they were probably pretty stoked about, and they got her to pose as if she'd just spent three days rolling around on a shag carpet with a steady stream of suitors. Pretty cool, right? Well, not when in the same month Lindsay is in another magazine really, really naked, proving that the booger sugar may have added about 20 years to her face, but her knockers are still pretty damn spectacular. Oops. So what's Paper to do? Name the "10 Worst Nude Film Scenes" and hope that people pay attention. Which is kind of an iffy prospect, as they're mostly talking about pale, flabby man ass here, and most people who are interested in celebrity nudity can just check that shit out in the mirror every day. Page Six reports:

PHILIP Seymour Hoffman's ample butt just won a dubious award – as star of one of the "10 Worst Nude Film Scenes" of all time. Paper magazine's Dennis Dermody, who compiled the list, says ever since Hoffman lay naked with Marisa Tomei in "Before the Devil Knows You're Dead," the image of "his big, bare flabby ass [is] branded on my brain." Pat rick Dempsey is feted for his full-frontal turn in "Some Girls," which "won't make you think McDreamy, but rather McTeeny." Fox NFL Sunday co-host Terry Bradshaw gets a nod for a "frightening" scene in which he feeds his aquarium fish while buck-naked and listening to hip-hop in "Failure To Launch." Donald Sutherland can take a bow for letting it all hang out as a test pilot undergoing a physical in "Space Cowboys," proving he has "the Wrong Stuff," Dermody says. Kathy Bates gets a tip of the hat for "At Play in the Fields of the Lord," in which she "covers her body with mud and runs around the jungle." And Julie Andrews isn't forgotten for whipping off her top in "S.O.B."

Did Dennis Dermody's younger sister watch The Sound of Music five times a day for their entire childhood or something? Cause we can't figure out how in the hell the scene from S.O.B. could be the worst of anything unless it brought back some serious childhood trauma. It's got Julie Andrews pulling off her top onstage like some sort of 1980s Janet Jackson, a shocked and excited Richard Mulligan, throngs of cheering stagehands, and Hot Lips Houlihan falling on her face. Awesome! We can't wait to see the rest of the list. Do they include Angelina Jolie in Gia? The shower scene in Porky's?

And for those of you who are terrified of the aforementioned pale, flabby man ass, rest assured that Philip Seymour Hoffman isn't the only nudie in Before the Devil Knows You're Dead; Marisa Tomei also shows her Tomei-toes, and they're so juicy and appetizing that Mr. Skin declared it the Best Nude Scene of 2007. So if those Paper lads were alert enough to even notice PSH's presence in the scene, we think they were focusing on the wrong half of the screen.

Ignore Philip Seymore Hoffman's butt and peer at Marisa Tomei's bazooms at MrSkin.com.

And judge that S.O.B. scene for yourself.

And if you've still got time, Kathy Bates all covered in mud can be had as well.

Marisa Tomei Gets Clingy

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:59:25 +0000

Remember when Marisa Tomei was naked in Factotum and Before the Devil Knows You're Dead? Remember when that happened? Man, that ruled. That was so cool. We were all "Marisa Tomei! Look at her boobs! She is so cool!" Marisa continues her streak of coolness by donning some sort of shorts/diaper/bikini bottom conglomeration that is miles above and beyond a real swimsuit bottom, as the addition of water to the sheer cotton fabric makes for some sopping, clingy action that is frankly rather pleasing to the eye. Not pleasing to the eye? That dude she's with. Nice sparkly earring and Shar-Pei neck folds, guy. We half expect him to hand us a Magic Eraser, fold his arms, and wink.

Britney shows it off at MrSkin.com.
Pics courtesy of Derek Hail.

Mr. Skin's Best Nude Scenes of 2007!

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:59:59 +0000

2007 will be known for a lot of things. The year we lost the incandescent talent that is Anna Nicole Smith. The year of the Virginia Tech massacre. The year Tony Blair retired. And much more importantly, a year filled with wobbling, pink-nipped bosoms floating like parade floats–really sexy parade floats–across movie screens worldwide. This was truly a banner year for cinematic skin, and who better to wrap up the greatest nude scenes of 2007 than Mr. Skin? Today, he released his much-skinticipated list of his top 20 favorites of the year, and if you'd like to release a thing or two of your own, do check it out. Will your favorite scene make the list? Will you be so infuriated that you need to fill out our comment form and register your outrage across cyberspace? Let Mr. Skin's Best Nude Scenes of 2007 be your guide to DVDs you'd like to receive from Santa. And, as an added bonus, the list is 100% Britney-free!

Toronto Film Fest Part II: Bring in da Nudes, Bring in da Funk

Agent E. — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:59:27 +0000

The Toronto International Film Festival keeps delivering the tits. Today we bring you Keira Knightley really, truly naked (as opposed to covered in dripping-wet see-through fabric), new nudes from Marisa Tomei, and Rosie Perez's first baring in the nude millennium. God, we love the cinema.

The other day we told you about Keira Knightley's tease in Atonement, and you thought, "That would be great for a prude like Scarlett Johansson or Jessica Biel, but this is Keira Knightley we're talking about. We need real, unencumbered tits." Well, thankfully Keira delivers in Silk. It's another period piece, but this one has Keira periodically topless. Which will leave you periodically aroused. And for those of you who don't travel in the same circles as Steven Soderbergh and don't attend fancy film festivals, fret not: Silk opens in theaters tomorrow.

We love the trend of older, skingy actresses finally saying, "Aw, fuck it," and ditching their clothes for the camera. It's not quite as satisfying as an actress reaching eighteen and deciding the same thing, but it's far better than if they go the Jessica Tandy route and wait until they're in their eighties. So kudos to Marisa Tomei for repeatedly unveiling her tomei-toes in her forties, most recently in Before the Devil Knows You're Dead. We told you about this a few months ago, but it's nice to see that director Sidney Lumet didn't go the Mike Nichols route and burn all evidence of Marisa's nude scenes after getting the public all excited. That Lumet, he's a class act.

Rosie Perez spent the better part of the '90s getting naked and sassy on camera, but since the turn of the century she's kept her assets under wraps. Perhaps her breasts hadn't gotten over the anti-climax of Y2K and were afraid to show themselves to the light. In The Take Rosie takes out her boobs and butt. We bet you won't even mind that she does it in the presence of John Leguizamo.

Marisa Tomei Furthers Movie's Plot with Breasts

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:59:10 +0000

Despite her long and award-winning career, Marisa Tomei managed to keep her flushed jumblies safely under wraps for the entirety of her professional life until after age forty, when she offered up her fully ripened Tomei-toes for harvest in Factotum. And now that she's gotten a taste of the topless life, she's on the fast track to Bai-Lingtown and is pulling them out whenever the opportunity arises. In this NSFW clip from her upcoming movie Before the Devil Knows You're Dead, Marisa pulls off quite a feat: letting her blammos fly free and out and naked while at the same time referencing Charles Dickens. We get the joke in the dialogue, but maybe she is also being sly and commenting on the fact that you will most certainly be feeling tight in your Dickens area while watching her. That Marisa Tomei, man. She's a master of subtext.

More Marisa awaits at MrSkin.com.

Marisa Tomei's Factitums

Agent E. — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 17:59:21 +0000

If you're a dirty old perv who trolls the internet from the comfort of Mom's dark and musty basement looking for pictures of naked bodies with Natalie Portman's or BeyoncÈ Knowles's head superimposed on top (and we know you are) then you probably already know that Marisa Tomei shows her tomatoes for the very first time in Factotum. In fact, we told you about it nearly a year ago. But after making the rounds in nearly every country but ours, it's finally made an appearance at Sundance. So some Americans now know what Marisa's meatballs look like. Just not you.

We only get a brief look at the goods, and they happen to appear while she's in bed with Matt Dillon. That's not exactly an ideal booby-googling situation, but we'll take what we can get. And that's all we get. At least it's better than Marisa's skingy body-doubled nubbins in Slums of Beverly Hills. Factotum does throw us a few more bones just so we won't complain too much. Emily Hynnek, whom we've never heard of, plays a stripper and shows a bit of T&A. And Lili Taylor, who has let slip a few peeks in Bright Angel, Household Saints, and I Shot Andy Warhol shows up in a nice bra-and-panty set. Now that your fellow basement-dwellers have the skinny on both Factotum and Havoc, they might have to go back to their much neglected Star Trek fan site message board.

Who's at MrSkin.com? Marisa is!

And so's Lili.

And Emily too.

My Cousin Titty

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Mon, 09 May 2005 17:36:23 +0000

Bukowski and Marisa Tomei's boobs: two great tastes that taste great together!

Good morning, pervs. It's Monday! Did you have a nice weekend? Did you take Mom out for a nice brunch yesterday after church and smile through gritted teeth when she pointed out your balding pate and the fact that you are unmarried and unloveable? Did you drop her off and go home and pray for death? Yes? Great! Now that we've gotten that pesky small talk out of the way, dig this: Oscar-winning actress Marisa Tomei has a new movie out. It is called Factotum. This movie, Factotum, it is based on a series of short stories by Charles Bukowski, so you know two things are involved: (1) severe alcoholism and (2) boobies! Luckily Miss Tomei is related to the latter, and after lo, these many years, goes topless and busts out her Plums of Beverly Hills. But yes, with such joyous news comes a dark side: the film has only been released in Norway. However, it will be screened at Cannes, so hopefully Marisa's cans will find a distributor here soon.

In the meantime, gaze upon Marisa Tomei's nude review at MrSkin.com!