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Mr Skin's 10th Annual Anatomy Awards Winners Announced
You're probably thinking to yourself, "The Oscars are nice and all, if you like sparkly dresses and long speeches and Angelina Jolie's 'I just lost, I'm gonna kill that bitch' face. But there just aren't enough boobies for my distinguished tastes. And you have to wait so long to find out who won. Why don't [...]
Marisa Tomei Demands a Clean Pole
Marisa Tomei has seemingly been on a mission of late to prove to the world that she has breasts, and dadgummit, she doesn't give two farts who knows it. But while she doesn't mind showing her candy to strangers, producers better leave room in the budget for about 80 cubic tons of Lysol, cause girl [...]
Paper Magazine Not a Fan of Man Butt, Mary Poppins's Bobbins
Paper magazine knows that they f'ed up. They scored Lindsay Lohan for their cover, which they were probably pretty stoked about, and they got her to pose as if she'd just spent three days rolling around on a shag carpet with a steady stream of suitors. Pretty cool, right? Well, not when in the same [...]
Marisa Tomei Gets Clingy
Remember when Marisa Tomei was naked in Factotum and Before the Devil Knows You're Dead? Remember when that happened? Man, that ruled. That was so cool. We were all "Marisa Tomei! Look at her boobs! She is so cool!" Marisa continues her streak of coolness by donning some sort of shorts/diaper/bikini bottom conglomeration that [...]
Mr. Skin's Best Nude Scenes of 2007!
2007 will be known for a lot of things. The year we lost the incandescent talent that is Anna Nicole Smith. The year of the Virginia Tech massacre. The year Tony Blair retired. And much more importantly, a year filled with wobbling, pink-nipped bosoms floating like parade floats–really sexy parade floats–across movie screens worldwide. This [...]
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Toronto Film Fest Part II: Bring in da Nudes, Bring in da Funk
The Toronto International Film Festival keeps delivering the tits. Today we bring you Keira Knightley really, truly naked (as opposed to covered in dripping-wet see-through fabric), new nudes from Marisa Tomei, and Rosie Perez's first baring in the nude millennium. God, we love the cinema.
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Marisa Tomei Furthers Movie's Plot with Breasts
Despite her long and award-winning career, Marisa Tomei managed to keep her flushed jumblies safely under wraps for the entirety of her professional life until after age forty, when she offered up her fully ripened Tomei-toes for harvest in Factotum. And now that she's gotten a taste of the topless life, she's on the fast [...]
Marisa Tomei's Factitums
If you're a dirty old perv who trolls the internet from the comfort of Mom's dark and musty basement looking for pictures of naked bodies with Natalie Portman's or BeyoncÈ Knowles's head superimposed on top (and we know you are) then you probably already know that Marisa Tomei shows her tomatoes for the very first [...]
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My Cousin Titty
Bukowski and Marisa Tomei's boobs: two great tastes that taste great together!