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Pretty Ladies in Their Skivvies
You might wonder why we’re bothering to yammer on about supermodels in their underwear when we’ve got actual naked supermodels to talk about, but you know what? Fuck it. We like the annual Victoria’s Secret fashion show and we don’t care who knows it. Heidi Klum’s usually there, and she’s pretty and funny and we [...]
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Also tagged Alessandra Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes, Heidi Klum, Miranda Kerr, underwear, Victoria's Secret
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Victoria’s Secret Models Fight for Accidental-Nudity Domination
We love supermodels. They’re so pretty. And they’re so good at following orders. When a photographer says, “Take your top off, love,” (because photographers are classy and, therefore, British) it’s very likely that she’s going to do it. Hell, if she’s Kate Moss she probably won’t even wait for the photographer to ask. But even [...]
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Also tagged boobs, celebrity nudity, Miranda Kerr, models, nip slips
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White Mams Can't Jump
It's time for the Marisa Miller Naked Basketball Lightning Round!
I'd like to slam dunk her! (ding!)
Shirts Vs. Skins? (ding!)
These pictures will make you dribble! (ding!)
Can you palm your balls? (ding!)
And so forth. So go forth. After the cut, boobies!
Holly & Criss's Breakup Is the Pits
It's a sad day for love. The corniest celebrity couple of our time, Hefner-humping Holly Madison and man of many chokers Criss Angel, have parted ways. E! sez:
"Criss and Holly are no longer a couple. They remain very close friends and wish each other the very best," a rep for Angel tells E! News.
The 29-year-old [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Tell Me You Love Me
ï Diane Sawyer was acting drunk on TV yesterday morning. That's OK, Diane. Paula Abdul acts drunk on TV every day and she still gets paid. (Daily Stab)
ï Lily Allen once made out with female twins. She's a regular Steven Tyler! (Yeeeah!)
ï While you're at it, have a listen at some new leaked [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, booze, celebrity breakups, celebrity gay rumors, celebs in bikinis, Dakota Fanning, Diane Sawyer, Jennifer Love Hewitt, John Travolta, Kelly Preston, Lily Allen, movies
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Yes We CANS
Today is the day, people! The day we have been waiting for. The day when the skies will open up and rain hope and joy onto our great nation. We've lived through many dark years. Lean times. Hungry times. Times marked by strife. But through the strife, there was hope. A change was going to [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Victoria's Secret: Pores Exist
ï Marisa Miller and other Victoria's Secret models at an underwear fitting. Look ma, no airbrushing. (The Blemish)
ï Angelina Jolie says she's "still just a punk kid with tattoos". She went on to say, "Seriously, I saw Youth of Today four times and I own the Infest Slave LP on colored vinyl." (Fatback)
ï [...]
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Also tagged Adriana Lima, advertisements, Amy Winehouse, Angelina Jolie, AnnaLynne McCord, Blake Fielder-Civil, Britney Spears, celebrity pregnancies, Denise Richards, drugs, Heidi Klum, jail, Jennifer Aniston, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, models, underwear
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CNW Junk Drawer: Slip n' Slide
ï Marisa Miller works the runway wearing the latest in swimwear and silicone/polymer based body oil. (F-listed)
ï Ali Lohan auditions for the director of Bun Sisters 12. (Yeeeah!)
ï Rihanna is easy, breezy, beautiful, unCovered Girl. In a see-through shirt. That shows nipple ring. (The Blemish)
ï Madonna is one step away from [...]
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Also tagged Ali Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, celebrity pregnancies, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, Kristen Bell, Madonna, models, movies, Pete Wentz, plastic surgery rumors, Rihanna, see-through shots, underwear
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Oh Say, Can You See Marisa Miller's Butt? Yes.
July 4th weekend has drawn to a close. It's a celebration of all things American: hot dogs, bottle rockets, saluting. In other words, erect penises. A weekend of metaphorical erect penises. GQ magazine knows a thing or two about boners, and so to further illustrate everyone's love for the USA, they provided many pictures of [...]
The Sports, They Are So Illustrated (With Bikinis)
Picture it! February in America! Most of us are busy freezing our scrotii off, while raising a hot toddy to sweethearts, Abraham Lincoln, and black people. And it's also probably the only month out of the year that we ecstatically celebrate the fact that famous models are clothed, with the annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. [...]