Dustin Diamond will lay bare the behind-the-scenes secrets from his years as Screech on Saved By The Bell in a new book.

The actor, 31, who played the lovable nerd on the U.S. sitcom and its spin-offs from 1989 to 2000, will expose for the first time what Diamond and his castmembers, including Mario Lopez and Elizabeth Berkley, got up to off set.

Behind The Bell, which Diamond will pen with the aid of a ghostwriter, will reveal "sexual escapades among cast members, drug use, and hardcore partying," reports People.com.

What kind of "sexual escapades" are we talking here? Are we talking Mario Lopez giving Mr. Belding handjobs in the principal's office? Will we learn that Dustin first learned the art of the Dirty Sanchez from Tori Spelling, a.k.a. Violet Anne Bickerstaff? All we know is that we will only be satisfied if somewhere in the tome someone refers to Mark-Paul Gosselaar's penis as the Zack Attack.


Who's the hottest chick from Saved by the Bell? Find out at MrSkin.com.

ï Britney Spears sex tape caps? We dunno, dudes. No Bagel Bite residue on anything, so . . . (Yeeeah!)

ï Mario Lopez kissed Fergie and lived to tell the tale. (Hollywire)

ï Heather Locklear just checked herself before she wrecked herself. Naw, she checked herself into a clinic to deal with depression and other psychological issues. (Faded Youth)

ï Amy Winehouse is out of the hospital and bustin' loose! Lock up your crack pipes and your Final Net! (CelebWarship)

ï Hugh Hefner banged a lot of dames. And his sister-in-law. And a dude. (Celebridiot)

ï In case you were wondering, Jennifer Lopez is still a joyless harridan asshole. (D-listed)

ï Pam Anderson bares her teeth, growls, and emits a fountain of champagne from her tit. (Cityrag)

ï Anne Hathway's now-ex boyfriend just got popped for posing as the Vatican's financial officer. Ahahaha, whatta cutup! (Daily Stab)

ï Katherine Heigl ditches the Huggabunch bikini in favor of the Rainbow Brite one. And pairs her UV rays with a few long hard drags off a cigarette. Cancerlicious! (Drunken Stepfather)

Paris: Everyone knows that I'm, like, super super hot, but I just figured something out. If I stand next to people who get their clothes out of the Salvation Army drop box and can't keep their weaves on straight–like this girl–I look even hotter.

Britney Spears had a big weekend in Vegas, hanging out (and probably sharing STD treatment advice) with Paris Hilton, partying with Mario Lopez, and winning more money in one night than Kevin Federline will earn in all of 2007. People reports:

Britney also did pretty well at the tables, gambling at The Mint, the Palms' high-limit lounge. There, Britney ñ wearing a short, black dress ñ caught a lucky streak, raking in $10,000 in winnings from blackjack.
She also was introduced to Mario Lopez at The Mint. The two, along with a small group, then headed up to Moon Nightclub and partied the night away.

We're all for Britney moving on and finding a man who will treat her right, but a known cheater with marginal dancing skills seems to be a lateral move. At least Mario was part of Zack Attack, though.
In other Britney news, that sex tape may be closer than you think. Website The Celebrity Cafe reports:

The beauty of two star-crossed lovers uniting against the will of an entire nation, fleeing to a beautiful hotel and making hours of passionate romance will soon be in the hands of the public, and BetUS.com will be the distributor.
BetUS.com (www.betus.com) executives announced that they are in the midst of negotiations with singer/dancer Kevin Federlineís manager, Brian Bunnin of I.C.M., for the rights to the Britney Spears/Kevin Federline four-hour adult video which is said to make ìOne Night in Parisî look like a childrenís cartoon.
BetUS.com intends to offer the video free-of-charge to their customers. Non BetUS.com customers will have to pay $29.95 for the right to rip the video onto their own hard drives or video devices.

Let's keep our fingers crossed that BetUS can come through before Christmas, because if so it will be the most joyous holiday in history.
Check out more pics of P and B in Vegas at Hollywood Rag, including one that appears to be of a pantsless Brit.

Britney, close to pantsless, at MrSkin.com.

ï J. Lo es no preggo. "She is 100% not pregnant," says a rep, however, she is still 93% annoying.

ï Tara Reid getting cockblocked from Hyde while Paris breezes right in = funny. The fact that the hottest club catering to young Hollywood is ironically blasting Kenny Loggins's "Footloose" = funnier.

ï Lindsay Lohan changes her damn bikini almost as often as she changes her men.

ï And speaking of Lindsay's wardrobe choices, she seems to have ditched the Kate Moss look and adopted a new fashion idol. The billowing, shapeless drawstring romper, the torpedo nips, the questionable footwear, the long, chalky black hair and the latte in hand . . . it's Britney all over again.

ï Brad Pitt's parents were offended when, at Maddox Jolie-Pitt's birthday party, the elder Pitts were "the only ones not drinking." Including the 4-year-olds?

ï Get Saved by the Buns when Mario Lopez (A.C. Slater) gets naked and homoerotic for Nip/Tuck.

ï That Eminem boy has playdate with the little Girl Next Door, acts out, gets sent to the corner for a time out.

ï Paris Hilton has been cast in a movie called The Hottie and the Nottie but keeps giving the thumbs down to potential leading men. An insider says, "A few [actors] have made it to a screen test with Paris but either the producers aren't happy or, more often, Paris has a problem with them. She is as picky with the men in her movies as she is in real life." AKA "not at all".