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Lindsay Monroehan
You may have noticed that Lindsay Lohan went blonde again, a decision we do not at all endorse. Red hair on Lindsay makes us think of happy things, like Mean Girls, while blonde hair on Lindsay makes us think of disgusting and horrifying things, like Dina. But there may be a reason for this ill-advised [...]
Marilyn Monroe and the Hummer Hoax
So remember that Marilyn Monroe sex tape we told you about the other day? Yeah, it's probably not real. Sorry about that. But you were never going to be able to see it anyway, so it doesn't really make any difference to you, now does it? Defamer used their fancy-pants skills to whip up a [...]
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (Giving Blowjobs)
We all love a celebrity sex tape, right? We would never watch an actual movie involving the likes of Chyna or Screech, but catch them in the act of porking and we will devote hours upon hours of our life to them. But when a sex tape involves one of the biggest stars in history, [...]
Diamounds Are a Girl's Breast Friend: Naked Lohan Does Monroe
This morning, naked pictures of your mom Lindsay Lohan hit the interlink via NY Magazine. It is supposed to be Lindsay recreating Marilyn Monroe's famous "Last Sitting" photo shoot. However, one look at the flowers over the boobs and we're instantly reminded of another infamous spread: Portrait of a Young Girl on the Brink [...]
Hollywood's Hottest Honkers
What better way to celebrate National Breast Cancer Awareness Month than by talking about how awesome and bouncy and soft boobs are? We really can't think of a better way. And since you douchebags love lists almost as much as you love titties, Film Threat put together a little historical countdown, complete with a cleavage-fest [...]
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Also tagged Asia Argento, Eva Green, Helen Mirren, Jennifer Connelly, Jennifer Tilly, Monica Bellucci, Rosario Dawson, Scarlett Johansson, Sophia Loren
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Lindsay To Bring Exhaustion to the Middle East
Lindsay Lohan says she wants to be just like Marilyn Monroe. We're assuming she meant without the whole untimely tragic death thing, but you never know with the kids these days.
Marilyn Monroe. Death by Enema.
When you picture Marilyn Monroe, you probably think of a pretty blonde movie star lady with her skirt blowing up and a big red lipsticky smile. It's also possible you picture her naked in Playboy. Or you think about her banging the president, which is also very glamorous. Whatever you imagine, we can pretty [...]