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Marilyn Manson Gives Justin Timberlake's Mom Anatomy Lesson
Why are we suddenly and inexplicably obsessed with Marilyn "Gothbert Gothbert" Manson? We suppose we've always had a soft spot for Emmett Kelly and other sad clowns of his ilk. Today, Manson leaves the Lolitaspeak behind and instead, tells of schooling Ma Timberlake about female anatomy. He recently told BBC Radio 1:
"I met Justin Timberlake [...]
Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood Totally Did It
Gothbert Gothbert and Holita's "Heart Shaped Glasses" video continues to shock! And! Disgust! with its portrayal of a bird-chested middled aged doom rocker performing screechy chokesex on his barely legal thespian concubine. As it turns out, the screechy chokesex might actually be the real deal. Which means that the lovebird's private acts of love almost [...]
Making Out on a Big Pile of Blood
Gothbert Gothbert and Holita continue to take Dad's Atra razor and cut a wobbly pink swath of lovelorn angst across the inner wrist of America. Marilyn Manson's new video for "Heart-Shaped Glasses" is online, and you can watch and vicariously live out the couple's embarrassing "Bonnie and Clyde, baby, you and me against the world" [...]
Moments Before Hitting Hot Topic
Oh, hey, look who's making their love public. It's Gothbert Gothbert and Holita.
Evan Rachel Wood Just Gets Me, You Know? She Understands Me.
In the wake of his pending divorce from bubbly, professional naked lady Dita Von Teese, Marilyn Manson has finally opened up about his relationship with 19-years-younger actress Evan Rachel Wood. He told the newspaper Le Parisien (via Glosslip),
“I’ve found my double, my twin, with my new girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood. She’s 19 and certainly that’s [...]
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Evan Rachel Wood Becomes Marilyn Manson's Disposable Teen
We didn't say anything about it at the time because we didn't want to worry you, but last week we reached our gossip breaking point. It was that last Britney Spears story that did it. Faced with another morning of trying make fresh the same old Cheeto, Ugg boot, and flashed gash joke, we went [...]
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Dita Von Teese to Serve Marilyn Manson Fiendish Divorce Papers from Hell
The brief, beautiful, cursed union between burlesque cutie Dita Von Teese and sad clown Marilyn Manson has come to a sad close. Dita is allegedly attempting to file for divorce, but she can't seem to locate her Satanic spouse to serve him with papers. A "source" close to the dancer reports:
"She really tried to make [...]